Burgers and Blitzes

Prevent Defense is the devil

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We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.

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@dallascowboys Meanwhile you got like 7 all pros on an offense that pisses on its own nuts bc the coach Mr Magoo.

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These OCs make it so easy. I hate you so much @dallascowboys

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@dallascowboys Fkin got my qb getting his ribs cracked bc the youth pastor has #thestandard with includes who fucking knows what.

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This new https://t.co/kUzq2jp7iG update is so fking sick

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@Acelucky Jordan Palmer
John Beck
Adam DeDeaux
Tom House

That's kinda it.

If they ain't with them they ain't working.

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The NFL QB market may never recover from the depression these covid/NIL kids put them under.

College coaches got even less time to deal with your remedial shit and the NFL gets a 24 year old that only knows how to clap pre-snap.

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You wanna know how much I know this retarded ass team?

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If they would tax the churches Brother Parker would be in prison soon as the judge wakes up.

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This is so fucking gross.

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@Tuhhhmez They can hardly read a book much less a counter blitz.

This shit is down so bad

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@Reyjr44 Man, you're not wrong at this point.

There's also a shanny tree wr crash out as well.

The truth is somewhere in between as always.

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Watching two literally identical teams face odd.

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I ain't ever seen a grown man hold hands while running with a ref like that.

Man these covid kids are really, really behind.

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That's the system.

And that's FINE.

Until you pretend it's something else beside the obvious.

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Jordan Love gets hit alot bc he does nothing but clap pre-snap.

He's very good once the ball is snapped (if the plan works) but there's a long ways to go for the pre-snap.

Playing with the bumpers up definitely doesn't help his progression.

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Fully aware they hit a TD (off the exact shit I'm talking about) as the tweet sent.

So I'm wrong and owned.

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Last of a dying breed.

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@luchocc_ Burn a timeout.

Waste a down.

Make a fucking point.

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"got the plan"

It's on you if they don't bc you know more than the coach. It's time to be the vet qb with who's literally broken his body for this game.

You're on the wrong side of 30.

Don't like the call? Spike that ball and start cussing the sideline like you should.

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Dak Prescott when asked about the Cardinals potentially doing some of the blitz stuff the Buccaneers and Packers had success with against the Cowboys: “Feel great about it. Definitely feel great about it. Got the plan, made the adjustments. Studied up, prepared for it.”

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And I don't even smoke.

Just need to get steps in before I fucking rip shit off the walls.

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I'd legit rather spend a night in county than sit through an entire TNF broadcast with zero smoke breaks.