Burgers and Blitzes

Prevent Defense is the devil

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

We don't deserve dogs, we do deserve the 1st down pass though.

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. knows exactly how many receptions he’s allowed this season: 2

Porter: “Two little 5-yard outs or whatever. I’m pissed about it. … As a DB, you never want to give up anything. I really hold myself to a high standard when I’m on the field. I definitely don’t want to give up any passes to anybody I don’t think I should be giving up passes to.”

Porter on shutting down WRs to where the QB doesn’t throw his way vs. getting opportunities to intercept passes: “It’s both. I enjoy when I get games where they try me like the Packers game. I had fun because I got a lot of targets. I don’t really get that often. So when you’re in the kitchen and in the fire like that, it’s kind of fun to show off your talents.”

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@Dj_Fireproof_ Lady watches their show. I scamper out of the room when Kelli comes on tv, she judges me.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Get Mrs Kelly on the job. She won't put up with that shit

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Cowboys coach Brian Schottenheimer on their penalties Monday night: “The pre-snap penalties, those have to stop. We can’t jump offsides. They did a good job with their cadence, but we’re better than that. That’s not being very disciplined. You saw, if you jump offsides, we take you out.

“Some of the other ones, when you look at them, and again, the roughing the passer, it happens. I do think that, again at the end of the day, it was five penalties for us, none for them early in the game. But we have to be better.

“I was proud of ourselves, we had eight total penalties, one in the second half and that was on purpose. So we got better in the second half with that. But you can’t have the self-inflicted wounds pre-snap.”

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@Dj_Fireproof_ Cheerleader boss and she don't fucking play.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@TheLandoShow Might not have 70 reps

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@PatriotMonarch Np. They were on sale at Best Buy for $120 the other week.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Got some new earbuds with wizard tech, if I start speaking it pauses whatever I got playing and turns noise cancellation off.

Nifty.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

New game for the season.

"count to 10"

Let's see how many times you can count 10 reps without a flag.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@PatriotMonarch Jbl live 3

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@jsHere4football You know. Good for them or whatever sorry that happened

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Visor Garrett can buy himself a lot of wiggle room by getting a dub vs a team they haven’t beat since the team was in Irving.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

This is worse than what Randy Moss did to the Cowboys.

Holy shit. I haven't even turned the sound on yet but don't plan to after seeing comments.

What happened? This thing looked so promising. Now it looks like a MadTV pilot.

[Prime Movies @primemovies]

And football commentary was never the same. #MaddenMovie. November 18.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Classic qb fall guy revenge tour for Slowlik and Patulla.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

It's gonna sound silly going off their record and numbers but I really like what Miami is doing with their offense.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@mzflore Or Egbuka.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Btw little Tyler from #TylerTown got some juice. Need to see more Tyler so I can Tyler my Tyler’s

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@cdpiglet Correct.

They simply cannot impact the game like that at the pro level

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

Friendly reminder that the #rbsdontmatter crowd was never disrespect to any individual.

It was about how all runs aren't created equal. Send your man into a 9 man box like he's Adrian Peterson isn't the same as counter zone.

It's was about wasted reps and player damage.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@Qyandel39 Good. Keep him free from this hellscaoe and tell him he's a legend.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

I know this dude gotta a twitter account. He talking too much shit to not. Let’s find the legend.

[Connor Flynn @connorflynn96]

@Not2BeTrite and he danced on their grave on his way out lmao

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

@Wedgebuster515 Sometimes you need the Cowboys defense to get you out the slump.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

If you're 17 you're probably pissed but don't remember seeing that tatted up twink moaning shirtless on stage or Mick Jagger in a tube top.

Getting pressed about a halftime show more gay than a Studio 54 after party.

[Burgers and Blitzes @Not2BeTrite]

It's a full on Jerry Jones move but I'm not gonna sit here like I wouldn't do the same shit.

🤷‍♂️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Poster for Jay-Z’s Super Bowl halftime show.