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bet you think I have a podcast...i stay up late trying to make stuff...um, sometimes...real sometimes
pronouns : cute // cutie // uWu // grrrrrrrr

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remember when you learned you shouldn't lick all the sauce off a plate in public after a meal...that day sucked, I only eat nachos at home now

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@evilgeckowo yes

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im actually fine being alone, I say to no one

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@JaeLucc that's horrible

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when you like someone and they like you back, before everything gets weird and sad, is there anyway to make that first part last longer??? cause i think that could be really cool too sometimes, just spitballin here

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I hate my life, but im chill about it

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can you believe i don't get paid for this?

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hey can you die from rejection? asking for 'just a friend'

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realizing you're queer isn't always just falling in love with your best friend, sometimes it's just wanting to stay best friends while dating the same girl

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dam im so funny when im sad

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liking girls...but like only by yourself

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how sapphic am i? i've gone into credit card debt to hangout with girls I had secret crushes on, so you tell me

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im kind of like a gf you don't actually have to date, heck I'll prob end up driving you to an actual date, don't worry girl, I got you

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i have such immaculate friend vibes no one ever wants to date me for fear of messing up the friendship

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hit em with that ex essential gaze...

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frankly I don't mind the internet going to shite, gives me more time to read, not like they can ban books right?

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pretending to feel cute

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liking girls...but make it pathetic

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@sundayjeff dam that's a tough one, all my favs, but fake counter wins

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@sundayjeff i mean im over here happily listening to frank's top five go-to small talk topics so im probably a bad judge of what's gas

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this is what I do with my free time