"BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DEFUND THE POLICE?"
"Hi, Mr. Brooks. I'm w/ The Dept. of You OK? So, you OK? Looks like you fell asleep in your car. Lemme get you a ride home. I'll be by your home tomorrow to check on you. Here's my number. Looks like your ride's here. Good night, sir."
have y’all ever heard anyone say it’s “just one bad doctor”???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc there’s no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD
#OOTD Mason has a doctor’s appointment so we got cute and went to breakfast 🥞 I got french toast with carmelized bananas and nuts and Mason got... *drumroll* BREASTFED!! And of course this table of bros next to us… https://t.co/4zfkqkaUJU
I WILL NOT pretend like i like you IF I DON’T LIKE YOU. i will tolerate you and be civil because there’s a difference between being adults and being fake. ok? ok.
Look...we'll slice bagels how ever we darn well please. We'll put whatever type of cheese we want on our pizza. We'll slice pork butt into steaks. We'll bake a cake consisting mainly of butter and sugar...and you better believe my friends we will deep fry a ravioli.
We are #STL
I could get to five minutes before the end of a @NBCThisisUs episode and I think I made it without crying, then they hit me with that music and the killer dialogue and I gotta take ten to compose myself 😭
Can we all agree as a society not to force the death sentence upon wild animals who attack those of us too stupid to avoid them? No, Karen you should not be trying to face tune the Jaguar.