The Smart Hoe

'Back and bigger than ever' - my ass

[The Smart Hoe @notBooBoodaFool]

Boy: *whispers sweet nothings in my ear*

First of all, I'm hard of hearing

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

"BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF WE DEFUND THE POLICE?"

"Hi, Mr. Brooks. I'm w/ The Dept. of You OK? So, you OK? Looks like you fell asleep in your car. Lemme get you a ride home. I'll be by your home tomorrow to check on you. Here's my number. Looks like your ride's here. Good night, sir."

[nic @nicsw0rld]

have y’all ever heard anyone say it’s “just one bad doctor”???? naw. they lose their licenses, they get sued, they get thrown in JAIL for medical malpractice. why? bc there’s no room for mistakes or error in a profession that you swear to protect and help the people, PERIOD

[𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐰𝐧 ✞ @ogsoupreme]

Black people are deadass saying “stop killing us” and there are people saying “but”

[The Smart Hoe @notBooBoodaFool]

#OOTD Mason has a doctor’s appointment so we got cute and went to breakfast 🥞 I got french toast with carmelized bananas and nuts and Mason got... *drumroll* BREASTFED!! And of course this table of bros next to us… https://t.co/4zfkqkaUJU

[$lim 🐩 @ad0t__]

Just say yo family can’t cook 😂

[IG: mollieavesonn🦋⚡️🌞 @mollieavesonn]

I WILL NOT pretend like i like you IF I DON’T LIKE YOU. i will tolerate you and be civil because there’s a difference between being adults and being fake. ok? ok.

[Chris Meloni @Chris_Meloni]

Work. It. Gurl. Fren.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

All I can do now is be a better me for myself my family and my future.

[Jeremy Remiger @JPatrickRemiger]

Look...we'll slice bagels how ever we darn well please. We'll put whatever type of cheese we want on our pizza. We'll slice pork butt into steaks. We'll bake a cake consisting mainly of butter and sugar...and you better believe my friends we will deep fry a ravioli.

We are #STL

[The Smart Hoe @notBooBoodaFool]

I could get to five minutes before the end of a @NBCThisisUs episode and I think I made it without crying, then they hit me with that music and the killer dialogue and I gotta take ten to compose myself 😭

[ROWANN. @InndoClassics_]

Weed Man call 3hrs later “YoU sTilL nEeD dAt” boy I’m high fuck you

[One Perfect Shot @OnePerfectShot]

Here is Nicolas Cage talking about Spider-Man Noir. That's it. That's the tweet.

[National Center for Missing & Exploited Children @NCMEC]

#MISSING!
Bodhi was last seen March 9, 2019 in South Weymouth, #Massachusetts. He may also travel to Manhattan, #NewYork
https://t.co/m9mDpQ7yPf

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

Can we all agree as a society not to force the death sentence upon wild animals who attack those of us too stupid to avoid them? No, Karen you should not be trying to face tune the Jaguar.