Christine

I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we’d all eat it and be happy.

[Softboy @softcreateee]

The World Health Organization has announced that we will start running out of clean water (drinking, showering, laundry, dishes) in the next FEW YEARS. We are officially entering water bankruptcy. This is a direct result of AI. Please stop using it now.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

the worst person you know is performatively religious

[foos @elClubLucha]

People spent all week making up stories about Mexican cartels influencing the World Cup and then this comes out lol

[Animalitos en aprietos. @Animalesaprieto]

Yo gastando mi dinero en cosas que Sí necesito:

[Sean Galloway @SeanGalloway_]

The left is Gaza. The right is Hiroshima…

[Jai Cabajar @jaicabajar]

Nepotism

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Found the tweet for this one.

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

My brother is not enjoying this

[໊ @sonohoor]

i be like “who’s praying on my downfall” as if i don’t make self destructive life decisions

[mia @httpsosweet]

not to sound like a potted plant but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

you can be weird, i love weird ppl. just don’t be a fucking weirdo.

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

"You WILL NOT let a baseball team affect your daily emotions for the next 7 months."

[miss princess baby @hahbibti]

Stress is not good for the baby (me)

[z @zabushka]

my bad for thinking everyone has common sense btw

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

Mac McClung looking at the other dunk contest participants