Not Hammy Chimes

Things that I am not: Hammy Chimes // Things that I am: a Vegetarian // she-her-her’s

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

Like if you think the girl on the left is just as beautiful as the girl on the right 💕

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

@affleck_back Not sure if on audible, but my current kinda read/fully read books are

- Cranioklepty by Colin Dickey (history of how stealing skulls became popular in 1800s)

- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows by John Koenig (neologisms in narrative form that touch on the human condition)

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

How many goddamn Bildungsromans do I gotta go through man

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

Despite all the world’s a stage, I’m still just a rat in a cage

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

Rat Fact - rats are the smartest species on earth

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

@Sue3805m @obiwankeknowbie Of course, a lot of ppl don’t actually know a lot about the field! I have worked with and known nurses, they are all quite strong in many different ways. The field is pretty diverse in its requirements. ER nurses, NICU nurses, psych nurses, they all do different things

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

@Indig0ChiId @simsimmaaz Idk why haphazard/weak comparisons are being made between “blue collar” and “pink collar” jobs when we all have the common enemy of a hyper-specialized post-industrial system defined by predatory academic loans and an increasing inflation rate.

['CHKDSK' ''MUSIC'' @activeshouter]

when i still worked at best buy i got so depressed i bought a kh keyblade & walked around carrying it over my shoulder to see how long it'd take mgmt to tell me to stop & it wound up increasing my sales so much that i did it for a whole month & no one said a fuckin thing to me

[jocelyn 🫀 @iiwannarob]

no cunty for old men

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

The horror of realizing you smell like garlic and then immediately after that realization experiencing a gnat fly directly in front of your face

[club shy-hulud @aseperatecinema]

this was a bit too iconic

[Kendra @kendrawcandraw]

I was not meant to hold a "job" I was meant to jingle merrily along like an impish little court jester. It's different

[Jacob Sartorius @jacobsartorius]

breathe

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

if that’s your girl why is she answering my riddles three

[Bobby (RATS) @LegalizeRats]

Who’s ready for Ratmas? 🌲

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

@zacharyaldersxn .... 😮

[Not Hammy Chimes @notHAMMY_CHIMES]

Never going to recover from Midnight Mass nor this interview where Hamish Linklater describes slurping blood up like a kitten