Not Jarod Asche

Life acomplishments •6 time Pokémon League Champion •Star of North Dakota Phenom •Work horse of DCHS boys basketball •6'9 215 not affiliated with @Jarod_Asche

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@MarkGoyette 50 retweets for a snow day tomorrow?

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Last time I was 2-0 was vs. Pokémon gym leaders. #Phenom

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All-State in football? I only did it to stay in shape for basketball.#ballislife #phenom

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As I do my fantasy basketball draft I can't help but wonder...why can't I draft myself? #phenom

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Wearing Adidas ankle braces with my cleats because BALL=LYFE #phenom

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They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. But when I drop 30 pts and 20 boards that news gonna spread like wild fire. #phenom

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I do it all. #phenom

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With the 1st pick in the 2015 NBA Draft the Minnesota Timberwolves select me. Cuz I'm the G.O.A.T. #phenom #NBADraft

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As summer ball ends there's one thing we need to do better as a team. Pass. To me.

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This dollar is signed by the best player in the world.Given to @BretVester when the second best player came up short

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Me>LeBron/Curry #phenom

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I'll see you homos at State Tennis...but I'd rather be getting buckets. 🏀>🎾 #phenom #MissoulaBound

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Heard some freshman talkin shit from across the gym. Needless to say he's on the ground crying🏀 #phenom #accuracy

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@SportsCenter typo for "Jarod Asche"? #phenom

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@SportsCenter curry ain't shit compared to me. #phenom

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Post moves are for pussies.3⃣🏀 #3ball #phenom #ballislife