NotJoeAllen

The Welsh Xavi | PARODY

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Luis is mumbling something about Henry.

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Stewart Downing has ruined my year.

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I have the bug too. The passing bug. Hundreds of them.

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Brendan sat beside me on the bus home and told me he was sorry, that he missed my presence. He's emotional after a bottle of Buckfast.

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Yesterday was a disaster. Martin is trying to weld his shoelaces together, he blames himself.

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@jose3enrique3 your 'nephew' haha

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Nuri doesn't know what's happening these days - walks around showing everyone his Bundesliga trading cards.

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Nuri was told off - his face mask scared young Robinson.

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Stewart scored in training. Keeps shouting '2 in a row'. We all nod - poor thing is cracking under the pressure.

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Bed now. Stoke tomorrow. Looking forward to it - you can only pass backwards #rugby

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@Liverpool_FC_ Joe Allen parody - would appreciate a follow/anything to get started!

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Aiming for 90% passing tomorrow. That'll show Jonjo.

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@empireofthekop Joe Allen parody - would appreciate a follow/anything to get the ball rolling!

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@TheRedmenTV Joe Allen parody - would appreciate a follow/anything to get the ball rolling!

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Brendan told me the team for tomorrow. Oussama is crying.