kate

[hey bestie @lyxopk]

older sisters be like “yeah that’s my baby brother 👶”

the brother: a 6ft tall 19 year old

[kate @notKateG]

this pizza looks floppy as hell. no thanks

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

She’s a 10 but she’s beautiful. But she’s dying. She’s sick but she’s hanging in there. She’s gonna get better. And I’m rich. I don’t live in a hotel.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I wanted everyone to know that whoever has been in
contact with me over the last 7 days should contact your nearest test center.I’m sorry. I’ve had symptoms
for a few days and it has just been confirmed. I’ve been diagnosed with being Awesome,Handsome
Completely Sexy & Hilarious.

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Forgive me lord, I’m back on the diet cokes

[kate @notKateG]

@CaucasianJames disrespect them all you want, they'll never see this

[kate @notKateG]

@frankiemuniz @KernRaceway @rudys70 Good luck!!

[Grace Jarvis @gracejarvisohno]

stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is

[kate @notKateG]

@sabin00b I am so sorry for your loss 😭

[kate @notKateG]

Another day another two houses we got outbid on

[kate @notKateG]

@Reductress every time I see this pic I think of him

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I have been laughing about this for half an hour

[kate @notKateG]

@Not_SpencerP how could they even hear each other

[Timothy Classic Horror Movies @TchaglerTimothy]

Cheaper by the dozen is when the dude can't stop fucking his wife, when they combine two families that's Yours mine and ours, get it right

[Hot Girl Mess™️ @olarvia]

People in LA: I’m staying away from carbs and sugar

People in Chicago: Portillos chocolate cake is the best because they put mayonnaise in the batter to make it denser.

[kate @notKateG]

@Not_SpencerP five people in 750 sq ft???

[kate @notKateG]

@1followernodad Just did my first one! It's pretty fun.
Wordle 211 3/6

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[Melanie H @hamnox]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods