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[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

They say weed causes memory loss… yet somehow I never forget to smoke it

[. @slimescry]

how do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you

[tani @2taniiii]

“twitter is just porn and fights”
me looking for the porn and fights

[bethi @eubethuba]

“nunca te vi triste”

eu um dia depois de ter tentado me matar

[Vee 🖤🧁 @Victoria_Momolu]

I like how people on twitter express my thoughts and all I have to do is just repost. Thank you 😭

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

season 6 Game of Thrones will have a scene where it suddenly locks in and you think “wait maybe the show’s still got it” and then it cuts to Tyrion asking Grey Worm and Missandei if they know any good jokes

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

Let’s go smoke

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

When you were excited to go out, but then you smoked.

[alicecullenmexa 𖤓 @jimenaasaga]

ustedes hacen ejercicio por salud y para verse bien

yo lo hago para poder fumar más y verme bien (cogiend0)

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

Croatia 0
England 7

But nobody is asking Modric to retire.

[︎ SamSTFU @Mfdpmo]

Woke up from a weed induced comma, had a cold shower, and smoked again. There's so much sadness in the world but not in this room

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Edwin Sifuna: Hapa Kirinyaga, nyinyi mnajua nani anafaa kuwa candidate wa urais na deputy. Riggy G, Kalonzo na Matiang’i wako hapa. Si tumalize hii kesi leo? Mimi mnanionaje? Nikipewa bendera, Kasongo ataenda ama hataenda?

[♡ @EM0ANGEL7]

sorry for sexualizing myself I thought showing my body was the only way to get you to love me

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

if i was a cat you'd be the love of all 9 of my lives

[Gayatollah HIMenei @harrysreup]

Day one of lecturers' strike and I've already found myself day drunk and in a threesome with two other dudes. Lord have mercy

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

“You’re so quiet” I’m high.. you should be quiet too.

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

they call me the sexless pervert

[Rasta 🧩 @Rastapastaa_]

I keep fake niggas around cause ima sacrifice you for the riches if the chance ever come

[waaah @sadkittypawzs]

i want to get high with someone and fuuuuuk