Mike Houston’s Burner 💍

Bot Account 🤖 Not the Former Head Football Coach at East Carolina University 🟪🟨 SPEEK UP LIBRUL 🗣️ Engagement Farmer 🚜 Run it Up the Middle Donnie!

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For those at home and abroad who clearly can’t differentiate between satire and the real world, believe it or not I’m not actually Mike Houston.

I’m Scottie Montgomery.

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@take_the_island Top right: excellent
Top left: great
Bottom right: not great
Bottom left: total garbage

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@coachsotoj So, when I moved back to Greenville, I started the account to try to provide that Pirate alum that may have moved away and maybe a little homesick …. I wanted to give them a place th…

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@JackStromBurner @take_the_island Long post summary: you’re welcome, I wish I had something like this when I graduated.

Read below if you want the extended cut 😂

I started this account beca…

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gAwDs pLaYuN

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GOD’S PLAN
23 schools ~ numerous incredible offers
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@Bigdixswanging @JackStromBurner @take_the_island @ECUJungle ROOTIN 4 WHO HOSS

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@take_the_island @JackStromBurner LORE HOSS

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@take_the_island @JackStromBurner We don’t give transfers and over-involved mommies and daddies enough shit. Not nearly enough.

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@jeff_gluck This is the worst broadcast and score ticker I’ve ever seen in my life.

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@ECUChilis @mkalinich13 @MKalinich1324 @LibertyBaseball @KalinichMylene @maxkalinich24 @ECUpir8nation @ECUJungle @FToddHowell @fitness6565 @abarkett17 @jcchitting77 @EddyRodriguezU @TOConnellSports @LakeBrantleyAD GAWDS PLAN HOSS NO MORE QWESTIONS

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@take_the_island https://t.co/kX91lhx4th

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Truly special. Love these families and fans so much.

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@piratesquared @mkalinich13 @MKalinich1324 @LibertyBaseball @KalinichMylene @maxkalinich24 @ECUpir8nation @ECUJungle @FToddHowell @fitness6565 @abarkett17 @jcchitting77 @EddyRodriguezU @TOConnellSports @LakeBrantleyAD You’re absolutely correct. Only way that kids taking the field.

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@Bigdixswanging @PigtailChamp LIBRUL BULLSHID HOSS THAT NEW OME WONT EVEN HOP A COKE CAN

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ABSOLUTE BLASPHEMY