RusselDomingo

Proving that having no ability should not stop you chasing your dreams. If you can't see that this is a parody account..

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Watching the buffet our bowlers are dishing up is making me peckish.. Wonder what's for supper? #SSCricket #SAvENG

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@notdekock My stats guy. He was the one who came up with the scatter gun strategy for the bowling attack today.

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@notdekock Can't wait for the @jacqueskallis75 joke then... They are 15 to 20 short...

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Things going according to plan. We will have a dead rubber series after game 3 so that I can blood some newbies. #SSCricket #SAvENG

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@notABdeV17 I'll take him off if you bowl a few overs.

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@notABdeV17 Still doing better than JP....

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Lekka sitting in the shade watching @notABdeV17 @NotBehardien @notdekock and @FafBlock slog it out in the heat! #SSCricket #SAvENG

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@maybegulambodi 38 with extra deep pockets bru. Yes, they fell for it that KG was "rested".

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Nice to see the bowlers sticking to the plan. Buffet ball followed by a long hop. #SSCricket #SAvENG

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@FafBlock @notABdeV17 I had the bowlers practicing bowling with a coconut this week. Do you think it worked?

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@maybegulambodi I'll take a medium. Happy with the score?

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@maybegulambodi Any leather jackets on offer?

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@kingofrugby They in need of cricket coach?

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@maybegulambodi I am sure the poms pay better?

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Hey @maybegulambodi! How are the spread bets looking for the #SAvsEng ODI's?

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@notABdeV17 @notdekock Not even a late night visit to the Mystic Boer?

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@notdavidmiller @notABdeV17 Wouldn't want to risk his back carrying drinks though.... heavy work that.

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@notdavidmiller @notdekock @notABdeV17 Depends if the little guy can walk his dogs without getting hurt.

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@notdavidmiller @notABdeV17 Team sheets will be put under the door on Wednesday morning. Don't get a teamsheet, you are carrying drinks.

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@notABdeV17 @notdavidmiller You can't keep AB. Have to reduce your workload after those hectic 8 Tests last year.