Solus

they don't think it be like it do but it's worse
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not on/bothering to move to any other social media so assume all other soluses are malicious

[Solus @notS0LUS]

still my magnum opus

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and yes this is in addition to deserving darwin awards for setting off fireworks in a highest-possible fire risk zone in the first place, while there are already minimum 3-5 new brush fires daily that the FD can barely get contained before houses are swept up as-is

[Solus @notS0LUS]

if you keep up the fireworks past midnight you're an asshole
if you then take a brief break (long enough for people to finally get to sleep) & then start again at 4:30 am you're an irredeemable cunt

[Solus @notS0LUS]

regal

[Solus @notS0LUS]

having a "dad has to go to the ER over a blood clot same time my mom needs to go get her chemo pump disconnected" kind of day, how's yours going lol

[Solus @notS0LUS]

she verify til she steam my deck send tweet

[御二兎レシロ/140字小説 @hakushi_tsutan]

息子いわく、家庭教師に雇った女子大生は「テストで百点とれたら君の言う事を何でも一つきいたげる」などと息子に言ったらしい。品行方正なお嬢さんかと思っていたら、その実とんでもない女だった訳である。そして息子のせいだった訳である。彼女が先日、ゴリラと素手でタイマンし相討ちに倒れたのは。

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

クッキーを死ぬ気で食べようとする家のパグ見て

[Solus @notS0LUS]

i mean i guess i prefer being proactive over fucking up everything down to basic appointment scheduling like some other offices i've been to but goddamn lol

whichever insurance idiot thought ANY chiropractic for ANYONE wouldn't be canceled out by a 3-hour round trip is braindead

[Solus @notS0LUS]

randomly got a call from a chiropractor an hour & a half drive away trying to schedule an appointment bc my pain mgmt dr's new scribe apparently took his comment about "consider trying chiropractic again since it's been so long" as actual instructions lmao
ma'am that will KILL me

[Solus @notS0LUS]

@pepsipopsa i was thinking along the same track (but s would probably be like, stress? or something considering this was coercion into sex but idk) but like i said looking at a couple posts it seems to refer to "supercomputer" most frequently & that's just, like... aight dude sure

[Solus @notS0LUS]

i don't hate the game by any means but so far it feels more like an expansion pack (that should be cheaper) to the first game than a full-blown sequel tbh
crazy imo i never encountered a single bug like shit falling through the ground w/ ds1 but it's like 50/50 now lol. poor guy

[Solus @notS0LUS]

i delivered pizza to a vtuber & looked away while trying to leave the ship normally (mistakenly thought the nonsense would slow down for a second after the reveal that the vtuber's pizza also had a gun) so now i have zero context for what the fuck is happening here please help

[Solus @notS0LUS]

that was also like dozens of hours ago (many days irl) so i'd completely forgotten til now, the random nightmares in ds1 were (mostly) so striking it had me resting way more often than needed just hoping to trigger them but this game's been total a flatline for horror

[Solus @notS0LUS]

@pepsipopsa the perfect cock is trapezoidal, actually

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@flash14j @pepsipopsa