not tosh.o

I'm not a famous stand up comedian and I am also not Daniel Tosh. Sorry for the confusion. Bitches, don't take life to seriously.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@calgarysun your guy got a great photo of me, damn super bowl took me to page 15.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@CrashedIce I didn't quite make it but I sure am photogenic, where do I find out where I placed

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@CrashedIce No worries guys I look forward to seeing the email and trying out again, missed by a couple seconds last time. #NotFirstYourLast

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@CrashedIce you guys are the bomb, I'm surprised this isn't an olympic event yet, they have horse dancing this is 10 fold more exciting.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@crashedice I got an email to confirm my spot in try outs in Calgary but the link is not working. What should I do.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@nhl that was the worse reffed nhl game ever. #flames #oilers.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

What would me and my buddies have to do to get on center ice, I would make the place rocl. #flamest2s

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

You will be amazed by the results of this simple solution. http://t.co/Pu6jc8LdLR

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

He is a Oiler fan I will punch him square in his singular testical if this shows up #flamest2s

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

My buddy and I will bare knuckle box to get on the ice after the 2nd #flamest2s

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@GeordieMacleod remember when that guy did the worm at the dome, well he's popped up again. http://t.co/LzdMHW9jt1

[Dean Molberg @960boomer]

Dubnyk. Must be the smaller pads.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@aaronpaul_8 I have never seen someones twitter followers grow this fast.

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

Which First Nation is she from? RT @cherylambrose3: @nenshi @LindaCinCalgary Go back to your own country Canada has its morals and standards

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

#nextdayheros are fucking awesome @CowboysCalgary, except for Mike.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@Okotoks_Dawgs prediction 3 runs in the 8th$

[danawhite @danawhite]

RT @SportsCenter: BREAKING: #UFC168 Weidman vs. Silva II will take place on Dec. 28 at MGM Grand Garden in Las Vegas.

[not tosh.o @notToshO]

@Okotoks_Dawgs retweet if you are confident the dawgs will destroy Yorkton tonight. #DawgsWin #WMBLChampions.

[danawhite @danawhite]

PPV Justin RT @justinbieber: Who has a video of the ufc fight tonight? Send it to me

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

For the folks that are tweeting that it was a fixed fight, put down your phone, close your laptop and step away from the Internet.