Fake Troy Bolton

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

What is going on

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

@bawitdabababe what about an all steroid baseball league

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

@luv2read13 A crowd of people with rosaries praying then one dude with glow sticks just absolutely rolling

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

@MahimaBones @KnowxledgeLD “30%”

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

Wait the ice cream and pack of newports combo on gopuff is real

[John Hinckley @JohnHinckley20]

Violence is not the way to go. Give peace a chance.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

whenever a ska band goes “pick it up” it’s like yes. i will pick it up. thank you for reminding me. life is so beautiful and full of joy and excitement

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

oh wahhh third places are disappearing everyone is lonely everything’s too expensive blah blah blah. a 40 is like 4 bucks and there are so many ditches and sewers and abandoned hospitals and playgrounds in this country. It’s time we all got serious about loitering.

[Michael Cusack @MichaelRCusack]

🙂😆😘😶🙃☺️😋🤪😍🥰😝😛😚

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

I salted my sidewalk so well none of the snow is sticking and I have the same feeling dads do about their lawns

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

When I was 11 I thought this was peak music and I was right

[Frances Patano @FrancesPatano]

Philadelphia is the greatest city on earth

[cbfw nato @natenumbereight]

pockets fat, Guillermo Del Toro
backwood big as Guillermo Del Toro
BBL plump as Guillermo Del Toro
Pounds on me like Guillermo Del Toro
Clip exquisite like Guillermo Del Toro
Draco heavy like Guillermo Del Toro
4PF I look like Guillermo Del Toro
Plug look like Guillermo Del Toro

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

Regional accents are close to extinction within this generation, when we find a young specimen in the wild it's like spotting a bald eagle in central park

[justin tang @unironicpanda]

what if we slept in the pokemon bed together

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

Flight attendant called me Mr. Mustache and I loved it so much

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

I can hear the Taylor swift concert from my bedroom

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

I know for a fact I would be the thin weaselly one

[Blake Liveleak @bobo_circus]

a lot of you seem to think that in a henchman pair you would be the huge lovable oaf when in reality you are the thin weaselly one or maybe even the extremely small angry one

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Limp Bizkit: keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (what) keep rollin rollin rollin rollin (yeah)

Sisyphus: real shit lol. This kinda goes hard

[Fake Troy Bolton @notTroyBolton]

Lox and cigarettes