carl

so...how many times have YOU rewatched new girl

[˚꒰ა ℓavender mooni ໒꒱ ˚ @lavendermooni]

Whos this diva

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

"Sorry can't come out tonight, super busy"

[clare @sadderlizards]

at this point only a lobotomy could fix me

[carl @not__stevie]

went to all you can eat sushi and now there’s a california roll in my bag

[carl @not__stevie]

i keep requesting these bands play firework by katy perry and no one will

[carl @not__stevie]

a boy and his stick

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[Brian Mansfield @brian_mansfield]

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

[carl @not__stevie]

my dogs developed a new habit where he walks by people and unties their shoes i dont know if he’s a menace or a genius

[carl @not__stevie]

i’m going into my second year as a graduate student and i still look like a freshman walking around campus

[ham star @stoophwang]

It's time to ⚠️Spend The Next 10 Mins Trying to Take Your BeReal But The App Won't Let You⚠️

[liv @livrobino]

What does spendy mean to you?
give me your god damn honest truth

[carl @not__stevie]

he’s still growing into his hat

[carl @not__stevie]

my dog sitting on the window looking outside the way my cats do is my favorite thing ever

[carl @not__stevie]

@heidistrigenz @not__carly i would like new hand towels why am i not receiving any

[carl @not__stevie]

ngl if i were nemo’s dad i’d runaway so i got my own movie too

[carl @not__stevie]

the big boy takes big naps

[carl @not__stevie]

@not__carly He’s not gonna be this size for much longer !!