charmed by my banisters

i have a terrific disposition

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sometimes u gotta twunk out at the lucky pig about it

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@adrnvic ray of meh could never …

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At the cinema like hey I’m here for backshots

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i can tell that a twenty year old directed that film

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backrooms viewings

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Boyf walked past me as I was having one of the cookies he got me for my bday and said “oh wow look at you go”

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@missuonmylips YUP

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23 year old girl at work keeps referring to me as a “looksmaxxer”

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@missuonmylips my birthday BOYYY

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@jervisletterbox #UPDATES incoming

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husboomf and i filing the report with the officer in my living room this evening

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Man who drove past and called us the f slur got held at a red light five seconds later so husboomf took a photo of his license plate and filed a police report

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Man who drove past and called us the f slur got held at a red light five seconds later so husboomf took a photo of his license plate and filed a police report

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@drpenguinboy97 be calm

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i don’t think you know what this means to me and my three middle aged gay man friends

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Carly Rae Jepsen teases her new era:

“Is this thing on..?”

[Mo @rwylmo]

New Carly Rae Jepsen era on the horizon

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@bbangkisskiss omg

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showing this to husboomf last night and i started crying https://t.co/xEcenXYrow

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@missuonmylips me finding out that they ran out of the vanilla cashew protein smoothie

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turning up to husboomfs law firm like

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trauma bonding with my new manager over PRing safe-guarding scandals that became matters of national interest