incompetency kink (not) fest

it's not a fest or it is but

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an (appropriately belated) thank you to @eveningstruggle for the first submission to our not-fest!!!!

for the prompt of "Incompetent Solicitor" we have No Soliciting: https://t.co/yTgPMPjd0E

we will (maybe? probably?) be adding future submissions to this thread

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prompt for @art_emissss is!!!!!

Traffic Warden

[dizzy 🦐 @art_emissss]

@not_a_fest IT'S NEVER TOO LATE HAHAHHAHAH
(who knows when I get to it😭😭😭)

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@art_emissss HAHAA is a month plus later too late bc if not I will absolutely grab you one

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rules:

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reminder for any interested that if ur looking for a no stakes [REDACTED] with few rules and a disorienting lack of organization, we're here for you, too

[rat 🇵🇸 @rattlebag_]

ok but can u all stop doing really really interesting fests please??? i’m on a ban but you’re all making it really difficult? it’s like u all got together and decided to personally ruin all my progress on my WIPs

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AND WE SUPPORT YOU FOR IT

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@DodgerKedavra am an incompetent twitter account and forgot to check back in bUT

feel free to pick a prompt if you like!!! or at one point we were randomly assigning them and I can figure out how to do that too but probably not until tomorrow lmao

collection:
https://t.co/pDceJeRfI2

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NEW NOT-FEST SUBMISSION ALERT: incompetent!!! draco malfoy!!! plumber!!!!!!!

For All Your Plumbing Needs by @karovekie

drarry | 4.8k words
enemies to friends to lovers

https://t.co/vA2RpmYuDc

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@Stein048s @hpvictorianball @panevi11e @DreomioneFest is......it......?????

[Pau💖 @PolluxArt_]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

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also uhhhhh here

https://t.co/JVR0Q820qF

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incompetent tech savant turned twitters last main character wHO'S GOING TO WRITE IT

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something something incompetent something 🍍

[ChaosAndCrumpets @ChaoticCrumpets]

Didn't even add the link so https://t.co/M6sgr0DIK6

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incompetent Draco Malfoy auror, happy halloween to all!!!!!

[ellieauthor @ellieauthor_]

yALL trick or treat fest dropped just in time for me to deVOUR this (objectively hilarious) halloween-themed auror Draco fic from @ChaoticCrumpets while waiting for the neighborhood kids to start knocking

https://t.co/fUjZ0e133V

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@eveningstruggle more incompetent Draco stories will be phenomenal but also???

anything for a good bit etc etc

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I'm not saying that this is going to be the only submission to ever materialize bc I know lots of people are working some degree of hard on their entries but

what I'm saying is it'd be funny if it was

[eves @eveningstruggle]

"a jagged and unspecified timeline." 💀 i've never participated in a fest before (i guess technically i still haven't)—but this not-a-fest was exactly my speed. much love to the unorganizers (i think @ChaoticCrumpets & @ellieauthor_?) can't wait to see the other entries someday😂

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@WhimsyManaged @eveningstruggle it is amazing what can be accomplished when you're willing to do anYTHING other than write the actual fic you owe for the fest youre involved in (un?)organizing lolol

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@eveningstruggle we are Late but we are Trying!!!!!!

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a stunningly self-aware incompetent Draco, we love to see it

[ellieauthor @ellieauthor_]

okay okay I know I already retweeted this but now that I've gotten to sit down and read it, I'm doing so agAIN bc @eveningstruggle has salvaged an otherwise terrible day with this moment alone:

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🚨🚨🚨LADIES AND GENTLEMAN WE HAVE OUR FIRST INCOMPETENT DRACO SUBMISSION 🚨🚨🚨

[eves @eveningstruggle]

No Soliciting

Draco learns how to make a gin and tonic. Dramione, 13.1k, rated E.

for the incompetency kink @not_a_fest, featuring incompetent solicitor draco malfoy AND, as a bonus, incompetent bartender draco malfoy.

https://t.co/tBYZWtVbnB