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@Crocs lol nah. me after y’all cancel my order AFTER saying it’s shipped: 🤬🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

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@daniellerue @Crocs wow so it ain’t just me then

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@lalaleahh @Crocs this same thing just happened to me! cancelled it and refuses to tell me why. customer service is rude and unhelpful as well

[leave me alone im married @not_a_microwave]

@Crocs : notifies me that my benefit x crocs has shipped
Crocs over a week later: Yeah we cancelled it. don’t bother asking why because fuck you

[leave me alone im married @not_a_microwave]

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[leave me alone im married @not_a_microwave]

@Crocs so y’all will really cancel my order for the benefit crocs AFTER telling me they shipped? and no one will reply to my emails about it either. this is ridiculous. maybe you should have made sure you had as much as you THOUGHT y’all did

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