Notateacher

pass the wine, it’s lockdown time 🍷😫

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

School girl error in the Google classroom meet this morning....
I said to my son ‘look at so and so’s long hair’ his mum texted me saying ‘you’re not on mute’ 😱🤦🏻‍♀️
#homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #NotOnMute

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Me to daughter: You need to have 30 mins not on a screen!
Daughter: I’m not on a Screen
Me: you have a laptop in front of you and a phone in your hand
Daughter: yeah! But I’m not actually ’on’ them!
#FML #homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #ScreenBattles

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Does anyone know the number for a substitute teacher!? 🤦🏻‍♀️
#homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #8DaysAndCounting

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

I think this mean homeschool is cancelled for today! Yessss! 😁😁
#Lockdown3 #homeschooling2021 #SnowDay

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Monday morning meeting in full swing, Daughter making samosas for food tech class - smoke alarm suddenly goes off 🙄 had to politely excuse myself whilst running round opening windows and flapping at the smoke alarm! 😩🤦🏻‍♀️
#hopeiwasonmute #homeschooling #lockdown3 #MondayMorning

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Just had a zoom call with a client. Son shouts out ‘’is that the annoying person?’’😳😳 even worse it wasn’t actually ‘the annoying person’, this client is very nice! 😩🤦🏻‍♀️
#Lockdown3 #homeschooling #Thejoysofworkingfromhome #passthewine

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Me: you’re going to have to put extra effort in each day to improve your predicted GCSE grades
Teenage Son: (in True Kevin style) Jeeeeez! Get off my back! Why can’t I just be a YouTuber and earn millions? 😩🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️#homeschooling #Lockdown3 #apparentlyImANeek

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Me: Wake up, it's morning!
Daughter: Again?!
Me: Nice to know we're on the same page!
#homeschooling #Lockdown3 #herewegoagain

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Happy back to work / home schooling / manage house / start diet (again🙄)/ ‘might as well stick a broom handle up my arse whilst you’re at it’ day 😁😁👍🏼#homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #bluemonday2021

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

To all the parents and teachers out there doing a great job - Welcome to the weekend! Week 2 is done ✅ 💪🏼#homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #WeGotThis

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Thank God it’s Friday! this is where we’re at! 🤦🏻‍♀️ #homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #cansheevenseethebook?

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

When the school zoom class is done by 9:27am and you’ve only just started work 🤦🏻‍♀️FML #homeschooling #Lockdown3 #sendhelp

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Son: Mummy, what can I eat?
Me: lunch!
Son: Actually, I’m not hungry, I just wanted to see what was on the menu!
WTAF!? #homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3 #notawaitress

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Daughter: Mum, why do you always drink wine?
Me: I don’t, I drank beer yesterday!
😁🍷🍻
#homeschooling2021 #Lockdown3

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Son: I had a really good online science lesson today - it was about some system where stuff goes into the blood
Me: that sounds interesting, tell me more
Son: I cant remember really
Me: well what was the system called Son: dunno begins with ‘E’ #lockdown3 #homeschooling2021

[Notateacher @not_a_teacher_]

Our primary school sent through a suggested timetable for the week. It’s really good...
IF YOU DONT FOOKING WORK FOR A LIVING!!!🤦🏻‍♀️#homeschooling #lockdown3