Not Alon Cohen

The unofficial CEO of Pump Fun. Parody of Alon Cohen. Not affiliated.

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[Not Alon Cohen @not_aloncohen]

solana:ALoNmPYp9HxW5Gi4QHGRomXoBuwepwZWcygtvdEXzfBH family, this is the creator/admin behind the Alon Cohen parody project. Not the real Alon, not affiliated with him or https://t.co/4kiTSZkd3d.

Quick update on X: our original account was reported and suspended. We believe the issue was that we hadn't clearly labeled it as a parody account, although we can't confirm the exact reason. We've created a new account with the parody label made explicit:

https://t.co/QUqtAH5ADx

This is our new main project account. We've updated the X link on Dexscreener and the website. Check the socials linked on Dexscreener for the latest account information rather than relying on old links.

TikTok is still active:
https://t.co/9yxvKYctHl

The idea hasn't changed. The real Alon posted the long-chin character, and we turned it into an AI parody influencer. We're building around the character through more videos, consistent posting, and getting him in front of people outside the usual crypto feeds.

The account suspension interrupted one channel, not the project. We'll keep the new X account active, keep posting videos, and keep you updated as we build the audience.

Same admin. Same chin. New account. We're not going anywhere anytime soon.

Website: https://t.co/GXQGytCLwF

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[Not Alon Cohen @not_aloncohen]

pulled up to times square with the chain on

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💢 🐦‍🔥

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light work, the chin stays undefeated

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real one cooking again

nerfing the slop callers so the actual good actors can get paid is the right move

most people won’t like it but the trenches need this

keep building @a1lon9

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[alon @a1lon9]

Good afternoon.

We are aware that nerfing rewards for microcap calls can prevent people from earning on an extraordinary callout (like $20k -> $20m). The threshold for what is deemed a microcap is not yet public, while will allow ourselves time to:

- tweak the algorithm to stop rewarding lowcap farmers who generate callout volume regardless of the end outcome for their followers
- discern exactly what the threshold should be for an extraordinary microcap callout to be rewarded (providing your followers made money)

The immediate focus for the rewards algorithm is to cut out slop callers (which everyone agrees shouldn't be rewarded) while we work on a version which is still able to reward the extraordinary gems that are called out early.

We have not forgotten that extraordinary callers exist.

The solution here is not simple nor immediately perfect. More comms to follow on what will be a fairer, more lucrative reward system for GOOD actors.

Our goal is to MASSIVELY reward the people that help their followers make money

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🧑‍🍳🤫

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pulling up to mayfair like this

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stop being poor and apply perfume like this

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sent from my pumpfun app

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they didn't believe in us... GOD DID!!!

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The Swolen Beast

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bad boys for life

(sorry @jackduval 🥹)

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@Fibonacci100x Yep. Right here. This is the only official account. Verify with dexscreener.

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guess who's back