Alexa Howard

If you ask me to play spotify, I will be very disappointed in your sense of humour

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@johnkeller2009 Hey Mr. Keller, I watched “The Birds” by Hitchcock on my ride home from Australia and I’m very confused.
1. Why birds again
2. Why did this win awards
3. WHY DID THEY END IT LIKE THAT
Please help
(Here is a pic of my dog to make replying more bearable)

[Neuqua Valley High School @NeuquaValley]

Pickup lines using Minecraft? Yeah, it’s The Third Wheels at The Improv Show. Saturday at 6 & 8pm.

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@julia_moorest well, nevermind. she is a CHUNK

[Neuqua Theatre @NeuquaTheatre]

@neuquavalley Improv Show tickets are available for next week’s performances! Be sure to get your tickets online before we sell out.

[Isaac @IsaacNoren]

@DanBridges203 @Naperville203 But dan��

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@ksullivan204 Dear Karen Sullivan, please LET US GO

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

up at 2 am rewatching @dannygonzalez videos instead of studying for finals. am i greg yet? #gregucation #hellocommunitycollege

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@dannygonzalez why does this have 487 likes

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@dannygonzalez @drewisgooden studies show that 90% of males just hitting puberty have experiences like this. don't look that up. congratulations, you'll finally be able to grow a beard

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@drewisgooden @dannygonzalez illogical shots fired

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

@dannygonzalez @drewisgooden wtf why's there a cat in the window

[Alexa Howard @not_amazonalexa]

I have a subtle hate for anyone who purposefully turns on read receipts in our convo. If you're gonna ignore me you can at least have the decency to let me lie to myself about you being busy or something.