Not Amo👌🏽

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Belle Vie 🌻

[! @cfwmx]

summer vibes 🍑⛱️

[6ᴘᴇꜱᴏ. @cbfwsix]

please kick down my door if we
was suppose to fuck & i fell asleep!

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[Peng @Acedouglas_01]

I like women who like me, want to be with me, call me, text me, and take me out. All that nonchalant, broke, wicked, and ‘main character’ aesthetic doesn’t move me.

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

slut shaming? no I’m a slut encourager. take those titties out for me bae

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

i only take a woman seriously when i see nobody has access to her like i do....

[KT @k3NG2_]

I carefully pick who I have sex with cuz i know the way I like to fuck so if you get pregnant we gotta be able to build something . You gotta be bringing something to the table cuz im thinkin past the sex

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

Please describe to me what “the girl” means in this context without being misogynistic #quickly

[Isla 🌺 @iamisla_]

Requesting sick leave in 2007:

Employee: “I’m sick today. I’m taking the day off.”

HR: “Approved. Get well soon.”
Requesting sick leave in 2026:

[TheAdultMood @TheAdultMoodsx]

how i'm tryna be this summer

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the guilt of being the son who loves his family but breathes easier when he's far away

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

a guy will go silent once he realizes talking won’t change anything.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

Most of a guy’s losses came from him making sure somebody else was okay instead of himself.

[Porky❤️ @bootyliciousty1]

gotta fuck me on the regular or we will be arguing. idc

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

i warned a smoker about the detrimental effects of smoking on his lungs and he asked what the benefit of dying with healthy lungs would be

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

you want to teach people how to respect you? lmao.. cut them off!

[Kream Cheeks. @babyjorrdy]

me shutting down is waaaaay worse than me blowing up. I PROMISE.

[Thea @thewatersideboi]

"I never asked you to" is such a nasty thing to say after benefiting from someone's time and love

[Adeeee @Wunmiiberry]

I miss getting f*cked consistently, all this every blue moon shiii is overly lame.