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pisces 🧸

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

How it feels buying an energy drink at the gas station while filling up your car

[Eren @erenfromtargets]

when the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[Kay @KaylarWill]

A prisoner of your own mind. No one in that entire building cares that you are there alone

[chUnc 🇲🇽 @chunktrunk2]

James’s the odyssey

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I saw someone say, “No spoilers for The Odyssey.” Brother, you’ve had 3,000 years to read the book.

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Can’t believe the actor that played the joker is named walking penis

[t. @lighttmylove]

I’m nervous like they got clips of me holy shit #loveislandusa

[gonad o'brien @gonad_obrien]

white people be like we had to narcan our shih tzu

[cashewrising @cashewrising]

i think the knicks should let timothee chalamet play for like one minute. as a treat

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

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[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

why tf does garlic have to wear so many little jackets

[Skores @Skores9q]

These are our founding fathers

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

when the comments are turned off on a video and im forced to have my own opinions

[avie @cuntadelic]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚠𝚜𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛🦇 @BrowseHorror]

How it feels being a horror fan rn

[rea @ReaBeee]

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽