Robinhood users are getting raped.
I don't know how to say this. I don't mean to fud or hurt your feelings, I genuinely love all of you and wish you nothing but the best in life.
- Robinhood fees did $8.2m in a single day with only 14M transactions.
- Solana fees were $531k that same day with 309M transactions.
- Solana users paid only 6.5% of Robinhood's total fees to execute 22x more transactions than Robinhood.
On RH you are paying more for an objectively slower and shittier user experience.
Read this again and choose wisely. I love you.
One small step for man, one giant leap for healthy tastiness!
On October 5, Steak n Shake's buns will officially achieve escape velocity from the seed-oil era. The Eagle's buns have landed, and they're unapologetically drenched in pure Grade AA Wisconsin butter.
Since the day man landed on the Moon, he has sought out new and ever greater challenges. The grass-fed, grass-finished Steakburger with seed-oil free buns has broken through to a new frontier.
Our MAHA voyage continues! 🇺🇸🚀🍔
@MarioNawfal They flew c130 tanker to do in air refueling multiple times and landed mid Iran empty rather than going to refuel. This is why we were told no amount of military assets is worth more than soldiers lives
Taxes? LMFAO
I have a bot running 24/7 buying and selling for a 0 target profit just to waste IRS manpower and money when I do my taxes.
I print and send the IRS all the documentation about my trades in paper form to stop them from automatizing the process with a computer program.
I mix blank pages, double prints, ghost prints, mark/write in them, etc just in case they have a way to scan and use some sort of recognition software to trivialize the work. That way they MUST look at thousands upon thousands of pages individually and see random schizo scribblings, swastikas, drawn dicks, etc while doing their job.
It's a whole pallet full of shit so I hire a guy to forklift and send the entire stack because I assume it's more troublesome for the IRS to deal with it that way.
All the documents are numbered but I pack everything "randomly" (wink wink) in case the timeline of the trades is important. I leave the first trades of the fiscal year at the bottom of the pallet AND at the bottom of each box so they now have to bend the knee to deal with boxes before they even start looking at the numbers.
My normal trades are also mixed in so they can't just ignore everything. I pay a tax managing company to make sure everything is flawless as I assume whoever has to deal with the bullshit extra work is going to triple check everything to fuck me over as a form of revenge which unknowing increases their work load further.
This costs me thousands of dollars every year. I make sure to send the invoices of how much all the processes cost me wrapped in the pallet so that whoever is in charge of it knows I'm wasting the equivalent of three months of their waging doing asinine shit.
One year ago today, a prison guard banged on my cell door and said: YOU'RE FREE!!
After more than 11 years under a life sentence, I walked out of max security prison with Leaf Erikson, the plant I was growing in my cell.
Leaf and I are so grateful for our second chance at life.
Eight months ago today, Steak n Shake launched its burger-to-Bitcoin transformation when we started accepting bitcoin payments. Our same-store sales have risen dramatically ever since.
All Bitcoin sales go into our Strategic Bitcoin Reserve.
Today we increased our Bitcoin exposure by $10,000,000 in notional value.
We have created a self-sustaining system — growing same-store sales that grow the SBR. Improving food quality expands Steak n Shake's reach and leverages Bitcoin into a new and delicious dimension. 🚀
Tonight is the last time I will sleep in my own bed next to my loving wife. For the next 5 years I will be housed in a federal prison at taxpayer expense for a "crime" without a victim. Just one of many victims of lawfare perpetrated by a weaponized Biden DOJ where truth and justice were sidelined in favor of a political anti innovation agenda. Where evidence was hidden and suppressed because it didn't fit the story highly partisan line prosecutors needed to tell. Where Supreme Court precedence was ignored by activist judges.
Tomorrow I will surrender to FPC Morgantown. I will no longer be Keonne Rodriguez inside that institution, instead I will be a number, 11404-511. But outside of those walls my name will be kept alive. My loving wife, my family, my friends, all of you who have supported #pardonsamourai will make sure of that. I know walking into that institution that the story doesn't end there.
I maintain hope that President @realDonaldTrump is a fair man, a man of the people, who will see this prosecution for what it was: an anti innovation, anti american, attack on the rights and liberties of free people. I believe his team @AGPamBondi@EdMartinDOJ @DAGToddBlanche and others truly want to end the weaponization of the DOJ that the previous administration wielded so effectively.
The framers of our Constitution gave the Executive the power to pardon for exactly this reason, to balance out and restore justice when no one else would. President Trump has proven he takes that power seriously. I believe he will continue to wield that power for good and pardon me and Bill.
Keep up the noise. Thank you all for your support. See you on the other side.