Not Colin Moberly

Been wheeling them broads since 1988, below average hockey puck.

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

@alison322 well you fell for @lumberjack_4 and he is a complete arrogant retard with no grammar skills at all! Im sure he sends ya dic pics

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Is your last name Gillete? cause your the best a man can get. @alison322 felt you would understand this #claymatthews #commerical

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@MattyValls22 how bout sneak peak saturday #mint #notcreepy

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no. @TyWeir3 here is something that we all know reminds us of you ty

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

You think @MattyValls22 has a long stick? Wait until you see mine! @jsolberg012 #mint #drippydick #shlong

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box. @toodahlooo

I hope i can last that long #nut #snatch #Mint

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

The only way you can check Gretzky is to hit him when he is standing still singing the national anthem. #amen #truetalk

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

There's no crying in baseball! But there is in hockey #realmen #realtalk

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

The way to make coaches think you're in shape in the spring is to get a tan #tanman #floridatrip

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Trying to sneak a pitch past Me colin moberly is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees #baseball #5

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

I have been slacking on my kill count lately.. Must be because i havent been to bath and body works recently to get my body lotion 😖 darn

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Its a shame to see other losers wearing my number in there jerseys at this school, just cause you wear my number dont mean your me 😂😂 #5

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Ha you make fun of girls and call them buckets! Shit girl your turning into a bucket by banging all these hockey and baseball guys 😂😂

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

@MikeyBbaby im your worst fucking nightmare bitch haters gonna hate and fuck all ya pussies. Leave me alone!

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

I have found the girl of my dreams! This will be a story for the boooiiiss #chubbygal #poundtown #rolls

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Scroll the internet and what do i found ? Me and my sexy stud muffin @MikeyBbaby #stud #girlsbeflockin

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

I nut so quick girls dont know im even in there and i cant last but one round! You dont believe me ask my ex's

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Woke up this morning, thirsty as fuck for some chubby girl poon. The hockey team corn holes aren't enough for me anymore #anal #i💓men

[Not Colin Moberly @not_c_mobes]

Honestly fuck this day, i wanna just last 30 seconds during sex make the bitch feel as shitty as me right now. #FDB #chubbychaser