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band kid propaganda

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I was on a run (with a weighted vest) in the park earlier when I saw a group of Gen Z guys at the park having a small bonfire.

I overheard them talking about Jelly Roll's despicable comments on Jimmy Kimmel.

"I was disgusted by Jelly's divisive comments about the President," one said. "Bruh, I love his music," one of the others replied, tossing what appeared to be a CD into a small fire pit, "but I will NEVER listen to any of it again."

Slowing down, I approached them. "Boys, what's the latest?" I interjected. "I couldn't help but hear you discussing Jelly Roll's performative leftist virtue signaling on Jimmy Kimmel."

"No cap, I never liked him. Beats are weak, and he's chopped af," one of the boys fired back. "We are burning our CDs to show solidarity with DJT."

I looked closer and saw a heap of Jelly Roll CDs, spanning his entire discography, melting together in a fury of patriotism-fueled flames.

"Carry on, boys," I said as a smile grew across my face. I threw another 20 lbs into my vest. "You should give Kid Rock a listen. He's infinitely more talented than Jelly Roll. Trust me."

I dapped them all up and broke into a dead sprint to finish out my run.

The kids are going to be alright.

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

my thread of heinous thoughts s/p nicotine withdrawal

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

john cage and unicorn on k would have a very spirited discussion on what defines music

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

no binding of isaac for 6 days

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am i allowed to like this album in the big 26

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white boy getting rather geeked on US foreign policy in the indy bus:

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

the best medical invention probably ever btw

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

my lover, my flame, my liege

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

HE breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downward ✊🏻👨‍🦱

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

if my employer can see this, this is a joke

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

we should normalize tipping nurses

[🤺 @philfanacc]

Lamelo Ball on Hennepin Ave in about 2 weeks

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

another perfectly good IDM song ruined by nami_hey.wav

[Wolves Talk @twolvestalk32]

No ring for the Wolves. Can’t say the same for my girl | 5 • 16 • 26 |

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

AV block? hypovolemic
heart failure? hypervolemic
cardiomegaly? hypovolemic
pericardial effusion? hypervolemic

despite allowing more blood into the heart, chamber dilation is hypovolemic

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

white people be like “yeah i’m in therapy to work on my relationship with my dog”

[Jon Krawczynski @JonKrawczynski]

Ant confirms: “I was taking a shit.”

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i love my hardcore gabber speedtek grindstep life

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merengue is just latin ska

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redownloading twitter just to see the reactions to that game

[🦧aspar @not_caspar]

did you know that white people can’t feel pain?