things not to cum on

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frat bros

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student athletes

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the douche from sausage party

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taco bell grillers

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arnold schwarzenegger

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a bar of soap in your friend's bathroom

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drake, ever

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crackheads

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giraffes

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andy milonakis

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a basketball

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matt ryan

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a chicken salad sandwich

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warm beer

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your lunch

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grandma's ashes

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your professor

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a bald guy's head

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donald trump's hair

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someone's lit cigarette