Drake Mallard

There's so much crime. No one should live here.

#ducktalesrp | #darkwingduckrp

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

"I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the chill that runs up your spine! I am Darkwing Duck!"

🔍Several years of RP and Twitter RP experience
🔍Silly, sometimes serious
🔍Ships mostly with LP but chemistry works
🔍Plays DT17 & DWD verse
🔍#ducktalesrp | #darkwingduckrp

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@ofcrashedplanes Don't be ridiculous, LP, I could never hate you. And wait how did you outbid me I thought the guy was in Serbia??

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

Limited edition Megavolt figure that some hack outbid me for on eBay please interact

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster Ahem. Ixnay the imefightingcray. And I'm sure you're fantastic at it kiddo but you're also young and need a full night's sleep.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

Wait someone just broke a car window. Gotta go!

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster It is not LAME it's RESPONSIBLE. And I'm sure you'd super great at that when you're less 10 and more an adult.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster I KNOW I'LL LIVE I WORK THIS LATE ALL THE TIME. BUT YOUR BRAIN IS STILL DEVELOPING YOU NEED SLEEP. OR SOMETHING. I READ IT IN A PARENTING BOOK.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster SWEETIE ITS 3:39 IN THE MORNING. I CAN SHOW IT TO YOU AT A LESS RIDICULOUSLY LATE HOUR. ALSO WHY ARE WE SPEAKING IN CAPS?

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster ITS IN A STORAGE UNIT WITH SOME OTHER OLD MERCH.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@licensetokrill4 Perhaps. The search continues!

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@gozmaster Seen? Gos honey I have excellent news about an impulse purchase I made at 4 am a year or two ago.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

Somehow this job manages to be more stressful than my last. And I'm not even getting pushed off buildings on camera anymore.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@SabrewingViolet Yes, of course! Likewise. I'm Drake Mallard, delighted to make your acquaintance .

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@SabrewingViolet Wow! That is a. brutally honest interpretation, okay then! Never met the guy so who knows for sure, but that's a neat hypothesis you've got there.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@ofcrashedplanes Ack I wasn't expecting you to be sweet thank you LP. You're the only person I know who can pull of aviator jackets spectacularly.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

I've decided I'm good at doing maybe six things but I am very good at doing those few things well and in rapid succession and that is how I've made it to adulthood.

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

A ((Drake has subsequently died. Can we get an F?))

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

@ofcrashedplanes ((Drake has a terminal disease in which he overthinks everything and then gets embarrassed because now he's like Oh Launchpad Misunderstood Me But I DO Like Him So That's Unfortunate))

[Drake Mallard @not_darkwing]

I've never met the new Darkwing Duck. Just think he's cool.