David Ashton

Berklee dropout

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

If you’ve ever called a teacher mom, don’t feel bad because I was just in the TSA security line taking my belt off for the metal detector and out of sheer habit I pulled my pants down

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

Nobody:

30-50 feral hogs:
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[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

🗣🔥 My bands EP just released y’all should check it out 😤

https://t.co/pZMQyLuQBc

[Kyle Bell @KyleTheBell]

No one:

Driving down 69:

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[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

I literally just want to make Hank famous that's why I'm tweeting this

RT to make Hank famous

[Alex Paul Photo @alexpaulphoto]

I bought a Subaru Outback in 2018 and turned into a cliché traveling hipster. Maybe this video will inspire you to get an REI membership.

@codyko plz don’t roast me.

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

The guy who stole my wallet is gonna be real sad when they realize I have no money and just carry it around to make me feel better about my lack of financial stability

[Red Sox @RedSox]

YOUR BOSTON #REDSOX ARE THE 2018 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!

#DAMAGEDONE

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

Happy New Years from the peanut butter baby

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

He's cooking shrimp on the barbie

[IndyStarSports @IndyStarSports]

"But the athletic director at the time probably called me 25 times. He said, ‘If you don’t do this, the kids won’t be able to play.’”

https://t.co/5NlJlHMFDJ

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

If you’ve ever called a teacher mom, don’t feel bad because I was just in the TSA security line taking my belt off for the metal detector and out of sheer habit I pulled my pants down

[Taylor Hirschfield @T_Hirschfield]

boom boom boom

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

I needed to make a video for New Light but nobody could agree on a budget. (MUSIC INDUSTRY amirite?) So I went to a place downtown and made this with a company that usually does birthday and Bar Mitzvah videos. Link: https://t.co/L0ZnOdqANz

[David Ashton @not_davidashton]

Senior prank: ruin the gym teachers marriage https://t.co/sgGlqU2OBR

[Tim East @ZCHSPrincipal]

Sarah and Drew The 2018 ZCHS Prom Queen and King.

[Jingy @JaredThies]

"Why didn't you have any friends in middle school?"

[lawrence @laawrencew]

When we say Indiana has the craziest weather, we aren’t lying.