moj

doing cat lady things

[moj @not_gma]

Yhprum's Law

[Aju nice @jyte12]

When you talk to someone often, you actually have more to say to them, not less. Because you've had multiple conversations, there are so many threads to pick up at any point in time, plus the new ones forming.

Bonus if you're both Nigerian cos mata no dey finish.

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

[Kevwe @kevwe_od]

One mentality I’m glad I outgrew is not wanting to come off as “too interested” with the women I like.
Because it only ever led to anxiety, over-analyzing, and calibration.
I’m sorry, but I like you and I want to create opportunities for romance. It’s not a crime.

[Efrebor 🌈💞 @wickedsous]

Please anybody leaving their miniflat around yaba or gbagada or surulere please help me

Need to leave my compound

[Chulo @enough2chuu]

Please I’m looking for a 2 bedroom apartment in Lagos. Lagos agents want to kill me mehn. Is there anyone who’s moving out of their 2-bedroom apartment very soon? Okota, Surulere, Yaba, Gbagada. 🙏🏾

[moj @not_gma]

Abuja was supposed to be my city 🥹

[Lala the Unhinged ✍🏽🕷🖤🎀 @msliquorice]

A person saying one of their goals is building their church every 1km (?) is planning world domination.

[moj @not_gma]

2 months???? That relationship has ended now.
2 entire months?

[MealsByFy✨ @Agbeja_Fiyin]

😂You people didn't talk for 2 months??And you came back together????

😂Make una no do mistake breakup o. Just marry each other like that.

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

I love it when people i like want to see me all the time.

It is actually one of my biggest indicators of if someone is into me or not.

[moj @not_gma]

Why am I walking home and a random guy is saying he will ‘dagger’ me and ‘axe my head’ because I’m blocking his path????

[moj @not_gma]

Stop kissing babies on the mouth omg

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

My sister took in a pregnant cat. She just gave birth tonight to her 5 babies. I do believe this is the sweetest picture I’ve ever see. Cat tax below.

[🪴 @TheTunmike]

You can’t even be together in Gbagada under the weather anymore

[moj @not_gma]

@__h3nr1

[moj @not_gma]

These two songs have the same essence
https://t.co/APxbsa2Oqr

[moj @not_gma]

https://t.co/1uJoCRFYKC

[moj @not_gma]

I actually love sub-subspecialisation.
The more coned down? The better.

[Nwachinemelu @Tsarina_muna]

Don't let your kids study medicine. A word is enough for the wise.

[moj @not_gma]

Twinssssss fgs