King Julian’s #1 Fan

where do all missing socks go 🤨 ll former kpop fan account now a wasteland of millennial reposts

[King Julian’s #1 Fan @not_here_srry]

your “idols” are people first, and artists second

[King Julian’s #1 Fan @not_here_srry]

@IntrinsicQueen_ WHERE IS YOUR SPF

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Cat ownership is just going "that trash has been there for two months because the cat likes to sit on it. That's the cat's trash"

[𝓝. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

When you're trying on your possible outfits in your room and someone knocks:

[Katie @respite_dethrnd]

gonna start referring to bad omens as “ruffilo’s hair, and the others” bc they’re really all just backup dancers for his hair if you think about it

[Sonhei 🎀 @kiara7829]

This pen was equivalent to having an iPhone 17 back in the day

[Realprince @Realprince30]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[yagi @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Babymetal joined Bring Me The Horizon on stage to perform Kingslayer at Graspop Metal Meeting 2026!

📽️ Serg-metal on YT
https://t.co/zcT7RsZEYj

[𝓝. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Me: "i dont need to make a list i’ll remember"
Me at the store:

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me in a public place analyzing everyone's behaviour

[sarah ⚢ @lesbicot]

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Hybrid Theory is younger and more beautiful.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Dog owners: oh I prepped for months to adopt!

Cat owners: I found him in the trash

[jynx @miiagarro]

i hate unnecessary mean girl energy, girl go heal

[jynx @miiagarro]

being a girl is hard, you always want to either buy something, slap someone, lose weight or eat something sweet

[jame @kloogans]

just found a pack of cigarettes hidden under my cat’s bed. i’m losing control of my son