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consider: i am super cool !

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@gobIinfriend i worked really hard on this for you

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my statistics professor called me her star student today and so i’m pretty sure i’ve peaked

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just opened an new bag of coffee grounds 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 best cup i’ll have for weeks

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gave myself the worst razor burn of my LIFE today. was all good until i had the audacity to take a shower… my LEGS they STING

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@gobIinfriend i can have my tattoos out tomorrow if it makes you feel better

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an important commentary on this tweet:

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gonna use my minesweeper prowess to take over the world (i lose most of the games i play)

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@iridescentai ok but you didn’t need to call me out like that 👍🏻

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i had four coffees today and i do not think that was a bad idea

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me halfway through the day: why do i feel so unsteady and unmotivated?
also me: did not tale my meds this morning

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@iridescentai they have panzerotti though

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hot take: mcdonalds in italy is the best. no competition.

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my french is only good enough to know when to take out my passport 👍🏻

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i like the sound my eyes make when i blink

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i think i like tik tok more than here because on tik tok everything is much less dire

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psa: biking in the wind is HARD and now my legs feel like JELLY

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@Martha_Pasa i think?

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@Martha_Pasa somewhere around 134 loops can fit in 4 hours :)

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@Martha_Pasa i’ve seen your hair!! very good!!

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i want the internet to know that i really hate the internet