joe king

I sleep with socks on

[joe king @not_jackson13]

New rule- next President has to be able to upload everything on their phone to the cloud and then retrieve it from another device. No help and they gotta explain their work.

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Why doesn’t anyone season hot dogs?

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Me grabbing Kurt every time he looks comfortable

[joe king @not_jackson13]

I bet the womb feels like a booth at a Mexican restaurant. Cozy and safe. You can say whatever you want

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Chills

[MLB @MLB]

Elly De La Cruz hits for the cycle in just his 15th career game - the 3rd-fewest since 1900.

(MLB X @@BudweiserUSA)

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

THE MOST EXCITING 10.83 SECONDS IN SPORTS ⚡⚡⚡

@ellylacocoa18

[joe king @not_jackson13]

@amill95

[Butt Stuff @DMbuttstuff]

the type of shit I been on

[joe king @not_jackson13]

@amill95 No one is safe

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Just ordered a gold chain with my cats name on it

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Perfect Saturday

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Just ordered a gold chain with my cats name on it

[joe king @not_jackson13]

@MattMathison3 It use to be 60¢ I knew inflation wasn’t real

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Damn straight

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Learning the harmonica

[joe king @not_jackson13]

What number is Mark Wahlberg?

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Got medicated and a new tattoo today. Feeling great. Might roll the dice and try to fight Keith again.

[joe king @not_jackson13]

I gotta taste these batteries. I have to know

[Duracell @Duracell]

Parents, the bitter coating used on Duracell lithium coin batteries discourages accidental swallowing and, unlike your overbearing mother-in-law, is non-toxic.

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Just did my taxes. If I’m not in prison by late April I’m buying an orca

[joe king @not_jackson13]

#endbloddymarryhate

[joe king @not_jackson13]

Just ordered a Bloody Mary at tin roof and you would’ve thought I told the waitress I had a grenade in my pocket