trauma mama

here to judge and be judged

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

@BenUFO @RinseFM congrats on your baby!! Papa UFO 🛸shoutout QD

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

@BenUFO shoutout to ur v cool sunglasses, all ur haters & QD 🛸

[Santa @lasanta]

Hope Santa still has some energy, cause we've got more places to go! Head to the LINE Hotel, but go west to Ardmore & turn right.

Head to the loading dock, which is the entrance of...

Breakroom 86!

Drinks, dancing and secret karaoke rooms with your own bottle service!

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

She back outside

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

From FB

1/3 It’s official, we’re desperate 😔

Sky hasn’t received ONE inquiry since arriving to us November last year. No one has sent an email. No one has called about her. No one asks to visit with her. We have posted her multiple times…still nothing.

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

How do I casually say, shoot your shot before I get wifed up

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Check your shit cause your girl called me on Valentine’s Day

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

At my limit with this place/people

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

I am not missing missy elliot.. we goin

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Do you Kay cause you look good doin it

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Closed mouths don’t get fed

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Sometimes the fool is just nice

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Oops

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Yeah I got a toothbrush at his place, but it ain’t nothin serious

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

sometimes i wanna just take a pregnancy test for funsies. but i also would hate to fuck around and find out.

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Pure ick

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

is he a good friend because we are good friends or is it because he wants to fuck me and he behaves differently as a result thus making me think we are good friends

[trauma mama @not_kay233]

Tequila makes her clothes fall off