Matt Madrid

when I was a kid I spilled a red slushy all over my white and1 shirt at the San Diego zoo

[Photography Enthusiasts of El Paso (PEEP) @PEEPElPaso]

The PEEP #potd #PictureOfTheDay #photooftheday Courtesy of #photographer Matt Madrid Find out more about PEEP at https://t.co/kzo4HUJA0f

[Stevie Janowski @SFUCKINGJ]

THEY DON'T EVEN EAT THOSE HOT DOGS! THEY SWALLOW THEM WHOLE! DESPICABLE!

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@philosofrog I unswallowed my lunch

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

BOSTON BRUINS WHAT THE FUCK

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@lisetteleeko Yesterday was fucked 💀

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@slimthiccsamm Shrooms

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@justsayawesome @MarcSessler *crosses fingers* I hope this retreat is at allegiant stadium

[Fucked Up @FUCKEDUP]

We made it. One Day is today.

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@slimthiccsamm Lol hell yea

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@slimthiccsamm PROVE IT!!!

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

Well shit….

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@MeerkatCoco Cut some of his off and tape it to your head

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

RESPECT THE HAWAIIAN PIZZA OTHERWISE GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@liddob_ That spicy water

[Bob Moore @BobMooreNews]

El Paso's food bank distributed food and water to migrants staying on the streets, without shelter. The migrants were offered hot chocolate because it was cold. They declined, saying they had to limit liquid intake because they have no access to bathrooms. El Paso, Texas, USA.

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

💀

[Aranda the Panda @angelaranda22]

@Raiders

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Odenkirk's delivery of "I used to have a poster of her in my garage and then I met her. Can you believe it?" is as good as his performance as Saul

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@PGutierrezESPN Fuck Mark with his 3rd grade education and haircut

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@jordanbuckley @WillPutney *horny*

[Matt Madrid @not_matt]

@MeerkatCoco Me w Norbit 🥲