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Currently not a stan account

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@ampol_moment You know Michael had to do it to em.

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Musk the first guy to use IVF for his baby mamas

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Absolutely no one:

UFC Middleweight Champion Dricus du Plessis

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@cr17s19s8 And she has entered acceptance

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@cr17s19s8 @ShamsCharania Getting AD tho

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Im like the lebron james of basketball if you really think about it

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I like to think trump himself is doing his little Wiccan rituals in a room in the white house to combat all the other witches cursing him

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@cr17s19s8 FNAF?

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SNL is a lot like Schrödinger's cat it is only funny when I am personally observing it.

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We need him for one last Job

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Imagine trying to field a Jury for Luigi Mangione? What are they going to ask, do you have any negative bias against the health insurance industry?

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@officialOSKI @lobafanboy @FaytuksNetwork @Schizointel He can teleport too?

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Mike Tyson about to be the first person to ever lose a boxing match due to natural causes

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@Bastian41977717 @Kingsoln84 @YahyaNaciri12 @pluto_r1 @NewsWire_US Really depends if the commission report poisons the well enough. Even then 1-10 odds

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Btw I just talked to matt reeves and he said a part of the story is going to be the penguin trying to get Mr.Freeze to heal his mom

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@JN_Texas @Seagull_Comics At least LBJ cried

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@ThePatriotWay @warrenjorts @DeathstormDAG @USA_Polling I would say they are wrong, but at the end of the day it’s a democracy not a meritocracy. Gotta get power first

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@ThePatriotWay @warrenjorts @DeathstormDAG @USA_Polling Is there any human who is ever fully qualified to be the president of the united states, you pick a team for this reason

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@chumblings

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When you did absolutely nothing for the group project but still get the A