Reddy

I haven't written a profile because I have been too busy arm wrestling bears.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Matched with the same girl across three different apps over 5 years. First year she was on tinder with the job title as an AD, year 3 she was on hinge as a producer, and this year she's on bumble as executive at zee5.

We may never work out but I'm really happy for her careerwise

[Reddy @not_reddy]

PSG ✅
KNICKS ✅
SPURS ✅
VIRAT ✅

All that's missing is Ferrari at Monaco.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

When people say 'I'm good at games' what they mean is 'I'm a liar'

[Reddy @not_reddy]

What a shitbox

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Ferrari has just officially unveiled its first ever all-electric car, called the Ferrari Luce.

• Starting price: $640,000
• Interior co-designed with Apple's former head of design, Jony Ive
• Range: 280 miles (expected EPA)
• Peak charging speed: 350kW
• 122 kWh battery
• 1,050 horsepower
• 0-60mph: 2.4s
• 800v
• Four-door four-seater
• Four electric motors
• OLED screens
• Weight: 4,982 lbs
• Front motors spin to 30,000 rpm, rears hit 25,500 rpm
• Car uses an accelerometer to capture real vibrations from the electric motors & rear chassis. An algorithm filters out unpleasant frequencies and amplifies only the more “musical” sounds. This can be heard inside and outside the car.
• Paddle shifter on steering wheel changes how aggressively torque is delivered, with five different levels
• The trunk has 21.1 cubic feet of space, the largest luggage capacity the company has ever offered
• 197.6 inches long, about as long as a Tesla Model S

U.S. deliveries start in Q2 2027. More photos in the thread below:

[Reddy @not_reddy]

No one is using instants except that one girl.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

There is one country who's version of task master is objectively the worst

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Saw on insta that an ex of mine went to woodside and I audibly went "You dare!"

[Reddy @not_reddy]

I wanna be rich enough to not have to take work calls at the airport. really poor people behavior to be yelling at your phone on the escalator.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Mark is low key kinda of a cool name

[Reddy @not_reddy]

The dumbest people doing the dumbest shit - The show!

[Reddy @not_reddy]

omgfriday

[Reddy @not_reddy]

finding newer and dumber ways to want what i cant have. like waking up at 35 and wanting to be an astronaut

[Reddy @not_reddy]

i am the king of eventually

[Reddy @not_reddy]

What is the opposite of when you manifest something

[Reddy @not_reddy]

I'm convinced some of these weird, showy, absurd 'We are Hiring' posts from blr start ups aren't actually hiring, they are just trying to go viral so you hear about their largely unimpressive start ups.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Finally figured out how to mark emails as unread on my phone. Pretty excited about the possibilities.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Breakfast pastas

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Even when they don't post them at all, it's super obvious when a woman is on vacation with a man

[Reddy @not_reddy]

Throwing your own birthday party is hard.

[Reddy @not_reddy]

It makes sense that the Japanese would be amazing at pasta

[Reddy @not_reddy]

One of the worst things of the ocean of singleness is -while you often get to to fall in love, with its butterflies, & texting & discovery - you almost never get to be in love, with its comfort & routines & safety. Always newness never stillness.
I wish the world was quieter.