Steph 🌻

[Delaware County SO @DelCoSheriff]

We have a brand new, innovative crime tool:
a Feline Unit!

"Cats are clever, although finicky, they are consistent in their work," says Sheriff Martin. "Their peripheral & night vision, coupled w/ their jumping skills, will complement our K9 work force well."
#APRILFOOLS!😂

[Steph 🌻 @not_sunday]

@MasonAnimation Monopoly?!!? I might have to unfollow you. #judged

[Steph 🌻 @not_sunday]

@MasonAnimation Yeah

[Steph 🌻 @not_sunday]

@KathleenBednar_ A5B

[AWLArlington, VA @AWLAArlington]

Apparently, the answer to "why did the chicken cross the road" is to get to the Pentagon?! This chicken was caught sneaking around the security area at the Pentagon (we're not kidding) and our officers picked her up. Now we need a name for her - suggestions welcomed!

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Starbucks: "we are forced to raise prices due to inflation and supply-chain issues"

Also Starbucks: "our profit just went up 31% and we gave our CEO a 39% raise to $20.4 million"

Companies are doing a great job rebranding corporate greed as "inflation"
https://t.co/y8sMaFjbmm

[Delaware County SO @DelCoSheriff]

Happy Groundhog Day!
The bad news: It appears we can expect 6 more weeks of winter, according to Punxsutawney Phil.
The good news: Buckeye Chuck predicts spring is around the corner.
Let's hope Buckeye Chuck is correct because we're ready for more sunshine!
#GroundhogDay2022

[Steph 🌻 @not_sunday]

@MasonAnimation Filter the home results by age (before 1910) and set up alerts.

[Steph 🌻 @not_sunday]

@MasonAnimation https://t.co/7pNgNYUPGT

[NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta]

Canadian CF-18s have launched to safely escort Santa through North American airspace! #NORADTracksSanta

https://t.co/LtGiaxtKjc

[Deirdre Walsh @deirdrekwalsh]

GOP Rep Don Bacon on NPR says behavior of protestors "disgraceful" and "I hope we can hold them accountable and put them behind bars"

[Kendall Brown @kendallybrown]

Disabled activists peacefully asking to not lose their healthcare were treated with more force by Capitol Police than the armed domestic terrorists firing weapons today into congressional chambers.

[Bridget Kelly @IamBridgetKelly]

Just a reminder of what those Capitol steps looked like during BLM protests. Miss me with the “overwhelmed” and “unprepared” law enforcement. There’s no such thing.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

REMEMBER THAT THIS HAPPENED TO UNARMED PEACEFUL PEOPLE WHO PROTESTED FOR BLACK LIVES AND DEMANDED THAT THEY MATTER

You won’t see a fraction of this energy today against violent whites thugs/ terrorists/ criminals storming Capitol Hill to topple democracy

[Elayne Animals & Comedy Boosler @ElayneBoosler]

IMPEACH. ARREST. TODAY. He is a terrorist made possible by the inaction of his sycophants in congress, the press & twitter, who lets him incite & lie all day with weak "disclaimers". Arrest his enablers in gov't & his family urging this on here on twitter. #Sedition #Treason

[Travis Meier (he/him) @tmeierontheway]

Here is the exact moment tr*mp threw gas on the fire that's been building for 4 years. #treason

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Republicans in congress cowering under their desks as violent men roam the hallways finally understand what they've put every school kid in America through.

[Spocko @spockosbrain]

Where are the rubber bullets and tear gas they used on the moms?