Justin G

Fresh sarcasm daily.

[Justin G @not_tobin]

Still saved the first shot, @mthomy29 take heed. http://t.co/WgVw46QNFI

[Justin G @not_tobin]

@Boyles_Tap false! 'twas Ralph Wiggum...

[Justin G @not_tobin]

Is it just me, or is Adam Sandler the lead singer of alt-j?

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Exploring operating rooms on a Sunday, still haven't found the machine that goes ping...

[Justin G @not_tobin]

Lost my ego years ago , however, it still hurts getting passed by a PT cruiser...

[Justin G @not_tobin]

Started with breaking the mandible, then saw the maxilla sawed and separated from the skull, finished up with a turkey sandwich and an apple

[Justin G @not_tobin]

"Roses are red, violets are blue;
Lets get some BBQ and get busy"

-Jazz from Fresh Prince

#HappyVDay

[Justin G @not_tobin]

Who has two thumbs, no medical license and will be waving at you as your anaesthesia wears off in the OR after surgery....#thisguy

[Justin G @not_tobin]

@tobesquotes is the Jim Harbaugh of the Gringras brothers. Probably as loud too. #loser

[Justin G @not_tobin]

I'm employed and got twitter. Current temperature in hell: a frosty -5c. All traffic at yyj halted due to flying porcine.