Andy 👻

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Khubsurat logo ka Birthday
August me aata hai 🫠♥️

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Urdu is such a polite language
"apni tashreef le jaye yaha se" Literally
means "apni toe utha aur chalta ban"

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Bhae me rude nhi hun
garmi bht hai asal mein.🥹🌡️

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Agar meri aur meri dost ki
personal chat leak ho gayi,
to Munni se zyada
hum badnaam ho jayenge.😭😂

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

"Jinka naam 'S' se shuru hota hai..
Ye log to bas qadam uthate hain,
Ghalt Khud Sy hojata hai.!😂🚶🏻

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Kitna majboor hoga wo insaan
jo mujhse salah jo leta hoga

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Ye kaisi generation hai
bhai? Nas kaatne ka riwai hi khatam ho gaya.🙂

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Aurat bari pyari chiz Hai Roo legi magar apni galti kabhi nahi manegi 🌚😭

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Chill karte raho guys.
Dukh ka kya hai.
Aaj hai, kal bhi ho ga,
parso bhi ho ga.

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Agar tumhen lagta hy WO screenshot
apny pas rakhti hy to tum ghalat ho.
usky pas ek jeeta jaagta memory card
hy jo uski bestfriend hy.

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Jitna kharch karoge utna paisa ayega

yeh sunte sunte itna kharch karliya ki ab gale tak karza agaya hai 🥲

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Third person in your share list is most dirty minded 🤭😂

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Gilgitis to zhani mareez

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Bass Life Me Ek Aise Personal
Massager Ki Zaroorat Hai 🥲

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Our national is thief getting old 😭

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Aap k g ghar main aap k illawa aur kya cheez faaltu hai?

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Kisi ki life ban gyi
Kisi ka career ban gya
(Tera aur mera mazak ban gya)

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Most beautiful peoples born in
June🫠♥️
Mention them🤍

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

@1st ko ye salam bhejain

[Andy 👻 @not_ur_andy]

Who did this??? 😭😂