Anna

totally annoying

[Anna @nota_virgin]

I am absolutely at this moment drunk and validated by a friend enough to agree with every tiktok that’s bestowed upon my fyp (i.e. a man bitching about build quality on casual walking shoes, me: “totally.” —I hardly every agree with a man, keep in mind)

[Anna @nota_virgin]

had a single cocktail with lunch at the mall and now I’m drunk at the mall

[Anna @nota_virgin]

13 degrees at the end of winter feels like 24, 13 degrees in the middle of summer feels like 3

[Anna @nota_virgin]

Tonight I’m either starting The Valley or rewatching Workaholics

[Anna @nota_virgin]

I have food at home but none of it is birria tacos from viva la tortilla

[Anna @nota_virgin]

vanderpump rules is turning me evil

[Anna @nota_virgin]

tempted to dm this to Paige DeSorbo cause why’s it kinda look like her

[Anna @nota_virgin]

okay like ai stuff just feels like taking all human understanding and hitting shuffle tbh

[Anna @nota_virgin]

also, only going to local cafes and small grocers does make me feel like a better person than most, it’s bad, my ego is like through the roof about it and my teenage pretentious personality is coming back.we should kill her

[Anna @nota_virgin]

omg I’m at the local beloved cafe with garlic gas in my guts trying to enjoy a freakin apple crumble blossom and a latte but my body wants to embarrass me 😔😞

[Anna @nota_virgin]

@aluvlikeblud Really want to

[Anna @nota_virgin]

in the phase of pms where my emotions (mostly burning anger) are like parasitic fungus taking over my mind

[𝖕𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖈𝖍𝖊𝖒𝖎𝖘𝖙 @moistarmpits]

x shaped peanits

[Anna @nota_virgin]

was gunna buy some $7-$9 (USD) bottles of nail polish from an American company and then the shipping at checkout was $35 USD!!!!! That’s more than my order itself!!!! What the fuck are you doing that for you stupid bitch!!! I hate living in narnia holy shit

[björk 182 @postsenjoyer]

one must imagine the grain weevil happy

[evil fujodyke @gatolletaz]

cool fucking website elon now u can doxx urself by default. anyway settings>privacy and safety>direct messages>disable calls if u dont want the world to see ur ip

[Anna @nota_virgin]

love being at my moms and having a conversation with her through the bathroom door (I’m on the toilet and she’s in the kitchen) cause neither of us can shut the fuck up long enough to get through a movement before picking up the conversation again

[Anna @nota_virgin]

Almost $2 for a fucking cucumber bitch!!! Do you want me to kill myself?!