Chris 'Coz' Costello

Hipness is transient. You've got to change in order to be continually hip. -- Vinnie Colaiuta

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Antonee Robinson with a clinical penalty at the end of the first half for Fulham. You could say it was a Jedi mind trick, which would make it the unlikeliest tie-in for The Mandalorian and Grogu. #FulhamFC

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

I don't even know if the kids these days still hate the Revs and anyone who is associated with them. Except maybe Cory Gibbs. And if you think Jeff Larentowicz gets a pass, no, you're wrong. #cf97

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

As a longtime Chicago Fire fan, I have to admit it's fun watching Steve Nicol flailing in despair over Liverpool on ESPN. #cf97

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

@MarkCaro I saw Geese open for Jack White at whatever they call UIC Pavilion now and they were horrible. From what I've heard about SNL they don't seem to have gotten any better, at least as a live act.

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Cue jokes along the lines of "I could have told you that."

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Anthony Kiedis is tone-deaf, according to former Red Hot Chili Peppers producer Michael Beinhorn: “He can’t hear pitch.” https://t.co/3yByyK8bGp

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Big ol' Riot Fest-sized hole in this itinerary

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Sugar, @BobMould's great '90s power trio, announce reunion tour & share new song "Long Live Love"

https://t.co/fXkPFC37Lj

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

After faking my way through it for years I finally looked up how the drums for "Jesus Christ Pose" by Soundgarden actually go. Flams on the snare drum back beats are kinda the key to unlocking it. #themoreyouknow

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Building out variations on sticking patterns for drum exercises over the past week or two and I think I'm understanding how method books get built, because good lord, there are a million different combos, even before you get to the different ways to actually practice them.

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Seriously, find someone who can tell you what you're doing wrong in your life like the Bears' defensive coaching staff at halftime.

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

If you don't use the same starting word everyday, your first two guesses in Wordle can generate some decent band names. Today's is Woven Snail.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://t.co/pMJuMQg1J5

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

I do appreciate that two of said elite musicians played at my wedding.

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Watching some elite Chicago musicians tear through two sets of Jeff Beck tunes and, man, I need to practice.

[CONSEQUENCE @consequence]

Morrissey since 2012:

Concerts Scheduled: 639
Total Concerts Played: 449
Total Concerts Canceled: 111
Total Concerts Postponed: 100
Overall Completion Rate: 70%

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

@TheAtlantic @daveweigel @kait_tiffany I feel like Peter Gabriel is part of this, right @daveweigel ?

[pourmecoffee @pourmecoffee]

Crazy how Congress and fax machines used to be used for important things.

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Help us Obi-Wan Cholesterol, you are our only hope...

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

I know I've said this before, but where is Jaime Lannister when we need him?

[Chris 'Coz' Costello @notabbott]

Strategically went to the bathroom and Fulham scored. The system works!