abby

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I think i’m the only 25 year old white guy with a believable excuse for why he went to Thailand for a month over the summer

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

Which one of you smoked 40 Japanese cigarettes with my body last night

[Noah Wagner @noahwagner55]

Watch out world. Hide your kids, hide your wives, cuz Im here to sell you pest control. 🤣

[Lorde Brasil 🧬⛓️ @LordeBrasil]

And then Lorde made Ribs.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Can I come over and throw up and die

[𝖑𝖚 🕸️⛓️🪩🐆 @_Lucyfur]

the local bar vs me with 100 TouchTunes coins

[*bd*ll*h @ab00xx]

“We have injections that will make you stop being a hater”

[ravn @mfnravn]

i snap outta my feelings when i remember horses don’t stop they keep going

[@94SummerNights @94SummerNights]

Imma do me

[TAY @miisstaay]

I can’t wait to hear Nokia in the club😂😂😂😂😂 I might hit the robot idk

[jovan @ehjovan]

you should always have a little hate in your heart… its what jesus died for

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Hey does anyone know how long I’m going to be like this

[peter @arabatman_]

what are some fun beginner tax evasion schemes for someone getting into fraud

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Is everyone crashing out rn or just me and Bieber

[HeHateMe507 @HeHateMe_507]

Shane Gillis at Phillies Opening Day 2025 #OpeningDay

[evil roni @volcelmoment]

just letting everyone know that i’ll be turning evil soon and it sucks but it has to happen

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[julian @YEAROFTHEWIZARD]

Forgot how to do small talk so i just say "I swear it didnt used to be this windy all the time, like a few years ago" and people agree most of the time

[culture @notgwendalupe]

5 years ago, Vanessa Hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic https://t.co/DS5vaY8rY8

[alfie @alfienxo]

Been farting anywhere lately idgaf anymore