Cleo, the fucking idiot

formerly of looking into the abyss fame. head empty. more room for activities. he/him

[Cleo, the fucking idiot @notabirdman]

Anyone with a better eye for naming books than Faulkner

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Guy who?

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@slandrroid You are also a bowhead whale

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@myfriendcallie How could they punish you? they’re looking right at you

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@esesci What tense do you use for sarcasm?

[𝖒𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖑𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖟𝖎 @michaelcurzi]

I think cetacean worship could go a lot further, generally speaking

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To the tune of https://t.co/h4OWgtCjPB

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Hurtling towards my girl at 238 km/h. Grateful to the universe for finally getting on my level and matching the magnitude of my desire

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Love that House’s patients always know where in the runtime they are. ‘We’ve no idea what’s wrong…’, ‘oh thank god this is the ore credits sting and we still have an hour, otherwise I’d freak out’

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Good caipirinha in Italy!!! Finally!!

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Bloody love a carrefour

[Ralf del Mar ♨️🌡️ @Moorbek]

@TheExtremeMusi1 Big Country

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Two people talking in a movie: finally a good old realisti.

Cut to the next scene: motherfucker!

[stanion @greenstanion]

@myrrlyn Sex scenes tend to misrepresent how people even have sex.

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@moonbeeaam Fires - Raymond Carver

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@sulky80715248 There goes coffee Joe. Taking a little sip of the half a cup of coffee he keeps in his pocket. Really say if the earth guy. Don’t ask him about the coffee though, I once saw him pull out a gun and fucking shoot a guy for doing that!

[✒️ @Literariium]

— Celeste Ng, Little Fires Everywhere

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Oregano and basil. Obviously. But you know what? Rosemary is making a strong case

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Is So the greatest album ever? On the surface, yes, clearly. But then Melt! Or Car! God life is so hard

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GO ON BRYONY