konrad ✌️

😐 ur mama

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

@memechaotic yes

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

VEEEEOZAAAHHHH I GET A GOOD FEELING thank you VEOZAH®

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

food scientist critiques mukbang and food review content for accurate flavor chemistry

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

@jaxajueny pescatarians at family holidays know a thing or two about these guys

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

I survived Starbucks at 8:15am

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

riding the sweaty yuppie purple line express at 8am @cta

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

*sneezes* jesus, i felt that in my prostate

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

channeling daddy g 🫡

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

@raccoonrights “Party” … 😐

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

I use this emoji 😐😐 as if I’m a character in a mockumentary looking into the camera. I’m the main character (duh).

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

@fluors_hideaway Entry to heaven — I’m a Slave 4 U
Direct slide to hell — Happy
Purgatory — the Despicable Me Soundtrack

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

@raccoonrights chilling indeed... that could go in so many scary routes...

[Vic @vicccmorgan]

Can y’all please stay inside. I got stuff to do in June.

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

Actual footage of me performing telepathically to my friends from the maddening comfort of quarantine... 🤗

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

Getting up from hibernation to slowly brush your teeth and deep-clean your retainer hits differently when you’re isolating... a true joy of my day 🤦‍♂️

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

Would just like to state that J. Lo is my mom’s age and Shakira not far behind and they’re dancing like nobody’s business... meanwhile my mom broke her back picking up my hydro flask... just sayin’ #HalftimeShow

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

Idgie and Ruth fixin to take care of Frank Bennett’s long lost great granddaughter... Kaitlin Bennett 🍅🍳🍗 #friedgreentomatoes

[konrad ✌️ @notacnotano]

literally southern illinois 🌽