Dr. Jumba Jookiba

215 | SJU ‘19 | #Cheapie Return Your Shopping Cart To the Corral.

[Dr. Jumba Jookiba @notactuallyBK]

Needs to be done first night back at the bar but the chances of all the lads knowing the lyrics very slim

[maha @mahaaaay]

that man in five fantasy football leagues will save you

[Dr. Jumba Jookiba @notactuallyBK]

Flo Balogun forever

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea agree deal in principle to sign Lamine Camara from AS Monaco, here we go! 💣

Fee worth €55m and authorization to travel for medical.

Initial agreement done now running in order to complete medical and formal steps in time.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This aged well

[- @NotPaneen]

Before you break my heart I just want to tell you I still love you @ChelseaFC

[Webster Reels @ReelsWebster]

Watch Trump's caddie helping the golfer in chief.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Do you think the sirens from the odyssey would be down for a collab do they have socials or a managers email or something I could reach out to

[Lincoln Financial Field @LFFStadium]

Congratulations, @Shanemgillis! Tonight's show at Lincoln Financial Field officially set two GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS titles:

🏆 Largest audience for a comedian: 73,946 attendees
🏆 Most tickets sold for a comedy show by a solo comedian: 77,047 tickets

Thank you to every fan who helped make history with us!

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Shane Gillis sets the world record for Most tickets sold to an individual comedy show with 76,000+ fans tonight at the Linc

[TSA @TSA]

“It’s not on your website”

Oh, ok... apologies, we didn’t realize you were going to bring part of a FIRE HYDRANT to the airport.

[Dr. Jumba Jookiba @notactuallyBK]

They’re going to turn the outfield into Hacksaw Ridge

[Buster Olney @Buster_ESPN]

Bryce Harper has a fun idea for the HR Derby: When the gold balls are brought into play, let the hitters swing aluminum bats.
That would be a show... and you might see balls leave Citizens Bank Park.

[Devils Army Blog @DevilsArmyBlog]

Happy 4th of July! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Dr. Jumba Jookiba @notactuallyBK]

Jett Luchenko take it or leave it

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Elliotte Friedman: Re Zach Werenski/Blue Jackets: I think they want NHL players in return, this is not a futures deal - Real Kyper & Bourne (6/29)

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

“Yeah, it’s called my wife’s cookin’ ”

[doomer @uncledoomer]

it is now cheaper to just build your own damn house than negotiate with a baby boomer

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’ve never stepped on a stage before and felt so numb by shock and disbelief. I cannot believe the energy and the community I saw last night. Thanks for making me cry Philly.

[Russ Joy @JoyOnBroad]

You put that bell on an alternate jersey and it’s game on.

[NHL Rumour Report @NHLRumourReport]

Nick Kypreos: Re Darnell Nurse trade request: I'm hearing his preference right now is Philadelphia where he has family ties; the rival Penguins may also be a factor here - Sportsnet (6/22)

[Jersey Jerry @Jerrythekid21]

61,667 Men make a choice each month. June is Men’s Mental Health Awareness Month. Life is better with you here. Bro to bro, Love you 💙.