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Horror movies are a lot like porn. You don’t enjoy them for the plot and it’s a lot more fun when you watch with the boys

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My parents left for a cruise and my dog keeps pacing back and forth looking for them. It’s really bumming me out

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This game’s over!

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My favorite thing to do at grocery stores is walk around and pretend I know what fresh produce looks like

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Working at my computer and thinking “I should get some water.” Reached for my water bottle to go refill it and it already has water in it. Thank you past Adam, ily

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NBA celebrity all star game: Team Pete vs Team Ye

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I enjoy top fragging and NOT being toxic. Just to show the world that it’s possible, one lobby at a time

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“Asians are cheap” is one of my least favorite stereotypes. I can’t even be good with money without perpetuating stereotypes

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Tbh. I think it’s cool to love your parents

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Shoutout to the bros who still care about my wordle

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Straw hat pop cat. Made it myself. Feel free to screenshot

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I just wanted to express my love for the Shrek movies

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I’m back on a One Piece high

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I miss living with people I can 5 stack with

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🔥 Fred VanVleet went off for 28 points in the second half to log his first career triple-double!

37 PTS | 10 AST | 10 REB

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I can’t trust a man who only drinks sparkling water

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2023 is my year

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I got an important decision for my booster shot. If I get it on my left arm, I can’t write and do work, but if I get it on my right arm, I can’t game. Hmmmm. Decisions

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I’m pretty set on adding Curry to the GOAT conversation

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I don’t think Giselle from Enchanted gets the recognition she deserves as a Disney princess