David!!

Husband || Father of 4 || ⚖️

what really is anything?? lol

[David!! @notaddingmyname]

So two minutes men actually exist

[ᗰ @_maiiii1]

"but we're both boys"

i don hear sha off boxer

[Mamello🧚🏽‍♀️ @MelloFelicia1]

It's actually crazy that police don't have to go to law school.

[Felix @felixherbt]

🚨 SOS: Happening Now in Lagos.
Tinubu thugs has invaded NDC Town hall meeting…

Raise the awareness NOW !!!

[Grace Hall @Randaroo1212]

It’s almost the time of year when Christian conservatives celebrate the birth of a baby they would have deported.

[NYLONMAN @NylonMan0]

I'm genuinely confused.

So after the inflation.
After the kidnappings.
After months of no light.
After tax and fuel hikes.
After terrible healthcare.

After salaries can't even keep up with feeding.

Election Day comes then:
You dress up, You leave your house, You queue under the hot sun, You vote for the same person again.

You are not normal.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

If you are a Nigerian and you attend a concert hosted by any Nigerian artist this December, you are a foöl.

I have not seen a completely useless industry like the entertainment industry here.

The reason they remain relevant is that we don’t keep them on their toes. So they do as they like, come online to do giveaways whenever it pleases them, and flaunt their luxurious lifestyles and vehicles for you people to debate about who is richer and who drives more expensive cars.

The radio silence from your celebrities is very intentional. Since Tinubu came into power, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Asake, Tems, Yemi Alade, Tiwa Savage, Ayra Starr, Rema, Adekunle Gold, Zlatan, BNXN, and EVERY other person in that industry have said absolutely nothing about the government. Not a single criticism, not even an attempt to encourage their fans to get their PVCs. Lmao, they can’t even publicly tell their fans to vote for a candidate because most of them are friends with people in Aso Rock.

You see how I did not mention the likes of Davido, Olamide, Ajebo Hustlers, Teni, Dandizzy, and Duncan Mighty? These ones are not even subtle about their support for APC and Tinubu. They are either friends with ST, take APC gigs, or dine with Tinubu himself.

If not for the fact that we are very unserious people, no one should be taking Davido seriously after that gimmick he pulled during the Osun State election.

All of them in that industry don’t rate you people, especially those of you who act like fatherless children defending some of them on social media every time.

The election is in January. Most of them will travel out of the country, then, after the election, they’ll come back to host shows, collect money from you people who are suffering, and come on stage at 3 a.m. after keeping you standing from 10 p.m. They might even kick some of you in the face.

But I guess Nigerians have a humiliation kink. If you hold these people accountable and keep them on their toes, they will be on their best behaviour. But then, there’s nothing like cancel culture here anyway.

Nigerian celebrities, pastors, and politicians are God’s favourites. They hit the jackpot by having people like you in their lives.

[abracadabra @md_abracadabra]

Anytime I see you people concerned about “what is going on with men” it is when you see them wearing wigs or gowns. When will you guys be concerned with men abusing kids, rxping women, engaging in violent crime or some real moral wrong. When?!

[David!! @notaddingmyname]

I never kiss in like 1 week😔

[z. @xyzvicc]

i act like i'm okay but deep down i want a threesome.

[saint @saintisvrstile]

the student in me has really died.

[TENSKI @zaylevelten]

just vote peter obi tomorrow abeg 🙏🏾

[David!! @notaddingmyname]

@Dahmola1 Chile-🤣

[David!! @notaddingmyname]

How i felt buying a powerbank

[e @kirginliklarm]

kendi paramla ihtiyacım olan bişi aldım

[David!! @notaddingmyname]

I feel so naked when someone from my school likes my posts

[Moski @barz999]

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

[06 @Straybunzz]

Academic spark come home baby
I miss you

[Sim Ple @SimPle1791058]

I hate those "this is a discussion class" lecturers.

[Big Nifemi(Gift Curator/Planner)🎀 @_Oluwanifemii]

How come peeling yam doesn’t itch anymore? Is it fake?