Yo. @elonmusk@X@lindayaX I'm trying to have a drunk moment here and these porn bots are ruining it. Let me be vulnerable on the internet. This is ridiculous.
The campfire I heard it at was probably my first time all alone for a week. Knew nobody. I got to learn who I was there for the first time. I wonder if he'd like who I am now. He'd have no idea the life I've had the opportunity to live. I love this life I get to have. Wagon wheel
I think Wagon Wheel is more of a litmus test than people know. I remember it being an oldie we played around the campfire when I was like 10. Around 18 it became pop. Interesting life this song has had. I'm conflicted
@galenlittle Way more hot girls following me on Twitter than actually I talk to IRL. Believe what you want. But I see a lot of your posts and I read em so keep at it. This anon is enjoying em for now. But do it for you and you'll be okay. Just know where real and fake like have a boundary
@danistans I've enjoyed following along being your Internet acquaintance like we only exist to each other when an app is opened and @gnopercept your tweets are wonderful I hope we meet on a different plane. I love that the internet introduced us and we overlapped a tiny bit.
My goal with this account is to never tweet again. Hopefully, eventually, I'll have all of you (mostly @24mobius42 you're my favorite human on drunk Twitter) as memories I rarely think of. Like "yeah I used have an account I'd troll from" that's my goal. @danistans @gnopercept
I think this is my most personal tweet ever twote. Inflection point happened tonight. Happened in middle of nowhere USA. I thought I was in. I'm out. Now I need to identify the in I care about being apart of. And that in is very small. It's a good life. No box needed. Keep going.
But does this make me gullible and susceptible to influence. That's for you to tell me and for me to fall into. But for real. I hate people telling me how my mind is supposed to be made up. I'm gonna do my job and then do what I believe in. I love my country. I love USA.
I wonder what it'll take for me to reach rock bottom and become born again religious. I have my values set in concrete. I will defend to my death, social or political or actual, my beliefs. I think that separates me from a lot of my friends. They're only halfway invested. USA <3
I think girls are underrated when it comes to life's understood. I feel like when I talk to girls all my cards are exposed and theirs are hidden. This is +/- 8+ years generally on the older side post college. Is this the mystery of women I'm never supposed to understand. Life.
I've had a @Tinder account for probably ten years. The minimum age to be on there is 18. My account has just been age restricted because they detected that I might be underage. The only way to get back on is to provide them my ID. I guess that means goodbye tinder.